Cloudy

- Valentine once decided to throw Spelldon a surprise birthday party but Spelldon didn't even show up because he thought Valentine was going to break up with him (cause of his shifty behavior the whole day) and wanted to prepare himself mentally. He didn't once think of a surprise party because he thought Val's dramatic ahh would've wanted to shower him in gifts and hugs the whole day instead.

- At least once a month, Valentine buys some new matching couples things for him and Spelldon. This ranges from jewelry and shirts to pens and coasters.

- Spelldon and Valentine paint each other's nails. Valentine, since he and Spelldon started dating, helps Spelldon redo the streaks in his hair as well.

YANDERE VALENTINE X SPELLDON FIC LETS GO!!!

only the uh first chapter is out though...

don't stake me pls.

Also if you saw this on tiktok...that's probably me.

I should've just been normal and done this in the typical format everyone uses but nooo I was too lazy to pull up a song fic as a reference. So instead I'm being extra and making references to each line of the song in like pharaographs or whatever. Wait random that was a misspell but can we actually hear me out on "pharaographs" instead of "paragraphs" for monster dialect? It sounds like something they'd do ngl...

One of my favorite dynamics is protective mf x chud who doesn't think they deserve protection!

Like I've noticed this thing where monster high viewers who aren't big Valentine fans actually believe that to be the case. And they think it because some illiterate people who don't bother to read into the character's lore past the surface tell them that...

Kieran Valentine did what he did because he wasn't shown a better way (emotional vampires stealing love is stated to be the norm for them in his SDCCI diary) and because he was heavily insecure and hated himself. Let's get that straight (or gay ig).

Yes, the internalized homophobia definitely contributed to furthering his insecurities, but it most definitely wasn't the entirety of it. And reminder that Val's internalized homophobia is implied to have been less "Gay people are weird! I can't be gay, that's gross!" and more just him not thinking being gay was even a possibility for himself, feeling abnormal for not being like the others around him, which then led to him overcompensating in an attempt to at least appear normal—not straight up denial like some people like to tell everyone.

Cartographer Spelldon had me shook. Cause no way you got so upset when you and your boyfriend broke up that you GENUINELY left civilization to live in isolation with no one but your pet and became a workaholic so you wouldn't be reminded of him.

This is not just wanting separation brochacho. That is INSANE behavior.

So, I like to think that Spelldon still isn't entirely used to all the slang monsters use due to years of isolation from monster society. So he'd use less of it in comparison to say Val, who's been interacting with people all his life. For example, I think that pre-relationship Spell would've referred to Valentine as his best friend whilst Valentine would call him his beast friend.

The monster high lexicon (or slang for them) is lowkey crazy sometimes cause wdym you guys will honestly only replace certain words in specific contexts. I just don't think it's fully clocked into Spelldon's social outcast head yet. Poor boy's wondering why students will sometimes say things like "creeperific" or "clawsome" when he's definitely heard them say their normal counterparts.

I also feel like Spelldon would use curse words. Now, I don't think he'd say them out loud though. He'd just say it in his head so as to not be rude. He'll very rarely actually let one slip out unless he's pissed asf. He lets out a sigh instead, trust.

Valentine, on the other hand though, is allergic to cursing. Like I think he'd censor himself both in speech and in his own thoughts.

Valentine's lowkey not even in it though but uhhh shhhh he's so heavily mentioned he may as well be there