cloud nerd, plant mother

Fiber arts is just Math in sheep's clothing

i took my friend to Hocking Hills state park yesterday and on our hike I talked all about the (now retired) park naturalist who mentored me years ago, along with the professor who also mentored me and how they got me my first job in my field after college, like I went on and on about my memories of them and the time I spent with them in the park, and then we got to a cave and they were both inside. I hadn’t seen either of then since I moved away seven years ago and then I went back to the state park for the first time since and they were just there. in a cave. they went to the cave together. one of them saw me and said “oh hi! what are you doing here?” like hey fancy us all being here in this cave together huh.

i can’t express how much this felt like a video game cutscene encounter. i established the lore for two hours about these specific two Guys and then they appeared, like, in their map.

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

for the sake of appearances i am very much a “that’s none of my business” and “i don’t need to know about that. you keep that to yourself” sort of fellow. removed. respectful. but being fully honest i AM a nasty little ears perked freak… like yes tell me all of your information without being prompted at all. i love to listen.

that ugly ass mask and polyester robe.. him putting his disgusting hand on display, the very worst of male vanity. you just know he's ugly as hell. one of those men who think they're hot shit but he actually gets bitchy and throws a tantrum over anything, all the time. probably owns a knife and he's soo proud of that, not realising he looks like a 5 year old with a toy. and she in those tiny aliexpress cat ears, you can clearly see she's not feeling it at all. basic porn for teen girls and men who don't lift, no hint of erotic, just an amalgamation of current internet trends. lord take my suffering and give it to him