Ash

Noble: When I'd heard that Prince Consort Merlin used to be a peasant I'll admit I had my concerns but he is quite the proper gentleman. He's polite, respectful, always uses the proper titles, he's- Arthur: Mad at me Noble: Excuse me, Sire? Arthur: He's mad at me. He only ever puts on this performance of being the perfect consort when he's mad at me, he knows it drives me crazy Merlin: Is there anything you need from me before I retire to my chambers Sire? Arthur: You can tell me what I did wrong so I can fix it and you can go back to insulting me

i lied the funniest thing about merlin is his unexplained years long beef with the head cook n the castle for no particular reason

the merlin fandom truly are the most unhinged (affectionate) subsect of people on the internet. any other fandom you post a rambling meta post and it will get maybe like two or three notes. say that same thing and tag it #bbc merlin and a tide of furies descend upon it and rip it to shreds hungrily like starved maenads in a bacchanalia. you give these bitches something even resembling literary analysis and they become possessed by a violent hunger and go immediately insane. truly the best way to engage with fandom if you ask me

Was it casual when you said you'd take him with you to live on a farm far away to become farmers to the girl he ends up marrying when they where on a date?

so unhinged, bro you're on a date with the woman you love and you're talking about your twink man servant??

This is going to be a long sleep but with this fandom, waking up is not entirely impossible

please let me know when you post it, i love reading about fics about S6-like