See You In The Country, Mr. Bike

YES!!!!!! I LIKED MY OWN VIDEO!!!!! ARE YOU GUYS HAPPY NOW???? I LIKED MY OWN GOD DAMN VIDEO!!!!!!!! I CAN UNLIKE IT IF YOU WANT

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

There👏🏼 are👏🏼 different👏🏼 types👏🏼 of👏🏼 sharks👏🏼

and 👏 they’re 👏 all 👏 smooth👏

from one way, they are; the other way, not so much

You’re half right. From one way they are smooth, but from the other way they’re also smooth.

I have the lungs of a squid and the mind of a caterpillar

what does this mean

exactly what it says

i don’t “follow” my favorite bands. i just get pleasantly surprised when i find out that they released an album 2 months ago.

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

i found my new favorite post on this website 

girls’ night!

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