The Amazing Adventures of the Clotes

Man, I'm not skiing good.

“Three things to describe me... I am short, chubby, and full of seething rage”

Questions, concerns, sarcastic remarks?

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I'm drowning my feelings in animal crackers. And by that I mean my feelings are dead and I just like animal crackers.

Musical chairs

Polarity

And this is the building of eternal pain and suffering.

I wish I was a dog. Dogs don't have to earn college degrees.

Take the olive branch you extended to her and beat her with it.

Okay, so I have a deck of cards, three spoons, and a tomato. But the tomato is mine.

Speaking of death and spiders, I have a joke.

Sketch: I wasn't listening to you.

I'm sorry. This is a serious medical concern, and then here comes [Sketch] with the outdated memes.

What do you mean, 'My therapist thinks I have brain damage,' isn't a good way to start a conversation?

I'm a princess. Can't you tell by my camo bandana?

Cat toys