its whatever

There’s nothing better than showering and putting on an oversized t-shirt and then crawling into a bed with fresh sheets.

stretch marks because the booty grew too fast too fierce too furious

You’ll put a dick in your mouth but you wont eat taco bell

im such a fall bitch i wish it was october

THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER

I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. 

Not to mention this is an act of solidarity. He’s saying “even if the entire world is against you, I’m on your side.” Which I think is important for a kid to know. He’s refusing to be a bully to his child, even if he doesn’t understand.

I work at Hot Topic and we had a white suburban dad in who was buying matching heavy metal/screamo band shirts for him and his teenage daughter and said “To be honest, I think this stuff sounds like garbage, but she likes it so we listen to it together and we’re going to the concert for Christmas.” And it was just really heartwarming to see him so involved in his child’s life and validating her interests.

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

if u think u can handle their morning breath then thats love

i don’t have the healthiest coping methods but i haven’t killed myself yet so where’s my fucking medal