invader invader

girl what you do with that body is insane; girl those joints aren't meant to bend that way

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

hmm. maybe plural.

not included: what we thought was an adult coconut crab that turned out to be 3 frogs humping it out

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

55 beetles 55 flies 55 locusts 55 lice 55 mites 100 butterflies 100 spiders 100 termites 100 maggots 100 crickets 55 wasps 55 slugs 55 pillbugs 55 psyllids 55 pinworms and 155 tapeworms

idk who needs to hear this but if a core part of your personality is hating men you haven't decentered them at all