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today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet.Ā
he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He hadĀ āofficialā andĀ āunofficialā mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years.Ā
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donāt forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him
Hey quick question what the fuck
the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is
victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years
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Many articles make similar claims to those above. However, much of this information circulates without a clear source, and I have struggled to find reputable/high level sources for some of this information. Therefore, keep in mind that some of this may be exaggerated or potentially unreliable.
Obviously, I cannot account for the sexual of history of every human who has ever lived, but evidence does suggest that Victor Hugo had a⦠lively sex life.
From Medium: āSex was so involved in Hugoās daily life that one biographer wrote the following while describing a typical day in Hugoās life:
āIt was not unusual for him to make love to a young prostitute in the morning, an actress before lunch, a courtesan as an aperitif, and then join the also Āindefatigable Juliette for a night of sex.ā
[ā¦] Hugo claimed that on the wedding night, he and his wife had sex nine times.ā
His encoded sex diary is referenced on Wikipedia, but when I found an English translation of the source, I couldnāt find where in it they were sourcing.
From Wikipedia: āHe systematically reported his casual affairs using his own code, as Samuel Pepys did, to make sure they would remain secret.ā
The source is listed as: āHugo, Victor, Choses vues 1870ā1885, p. 529, ISBNĀ 2070361411, pp. 371, 521 (n. 1).ā
Iāve found Choses Vues here in the original French and here translated into English. If anyone can find anything in here about the encoded sex diary, please let me know!
His āofficial mistressā is likely in reference to Juliette Drouet.
From EBSCO: āSince 1833, Hugo had maintained a liaison with a beautiful female actor, Juliette Drouet, who for twelve years followed a cloistered existence relieved only by six-week summer holidays with her lover.ā
His āunofficial mistressā is likely in reference to LĆ©onie dāAunet Biard.
From The Common Reader: 'Overlapping was a seven-year affair with travel writer and Arctic explorer LĆ©onie dāAunet Biard, whose husband finally brought a police officer to the Paris hotel and caught them in flagrante.ā
I have found articles that circulate the '200ā claim, but none that give a source for the information.
From Medium: 'Not only that but he bedded 200 women in this hotel in just two years.ā
The claim that brothels were closed on the day of his funeral is again circulated frequently without claim. The only sourced part of the claim I can find is a second hand report that sex workers had 'draped their gentials in black crepeā.
From The Guardian: ā[ā¦] when Hugo died the brothels of Paris closed down for a day of mourning, allowing all the cityās sex workers to pay their last respects to a loyal client. Literary critic Edmond de Goncourt claimed a police officer told him that sex workers even draped their genitals in black crepe as a mark of respect.ā
And an estimated 2 million people attended his funeral procession.
From Funeral Conflicts in Nineteenth-Century France: 'Two million people came to see Hugoās body lying in state at the Arc de Triompheā
Heās now been dead for 141 years, although 133 was correct at the time of posting. How slutty those years are⦠I couldnāt say.
UPDATE
Thanks to @dodger-chan for adding some new information on the source for the encoded sex diary! Apparently the versions I found were earlier editions, and it is the more complete 1972 edition that is the source.
If any French speakers are able to find the 1972 edition and check whether his Wikipedia page is correct about his diary, please get in contact.
UPDATE 2
Thank you to everyone got into contact to offer help! I can now confirm that the book in question does include reference to the code Viktor Hugo used to write about his sexual activities.
Here are the pages in question, thanks to @youredeadletsdisco
And a quote, translated into English thanks to @sakohakura:
āWe are accustomed, here in 'Choses vuesā, to the secret vocabulary and writing of Victor Hugo. Certain phrases are still enigmatic, other have ākeysā, often simple. Thus, when Victor Hugo, talking about a conquest, writes āSwitzerlandā, which is the country of milk, he means breasts. Sometimes he wrote, to describe the same thing, the saints or the torso.ā
i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer
Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.
Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.
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I think my favourite change between 5e and 5.5e is the spell Legend Lore, where if the Legend whose lore you're revealing isn't famous enough all you hear is WOMP WOMP

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Iām glad that OP:
1) Figured this out.
2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.
Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this š close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n
I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3
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For plants specifically, thereās also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog
PictureThis app (green flower on a white background) is pretty accurate photo-identifier app (at least for me in North America) and tells you whether plants are toxic to pets OR humans. Also, you don't need to pay for it for the feature to work, just hit the (hard to see) cancel button at the top when it asks for payment.
Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:
Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.
Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.
Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.
Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.
"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.
AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".
Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.
Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.
Didn't that last one actually get implemented into canon?
Hasbro has indeed spent the last several years pushing back against dragonfucking jokes so hard that they've gone as far as to revise some of the setting lore to imply that dragons don't even fuck each other, but they haven't yet had the guts to pull the trigger on taking the option of literal dragon ancestry off the table for sorcerers.
(The 5.5E writeup for dragon-blooded sorcerers does list "making a bargain" with a dragon above the actual-ancestry option, though, which is funny as hell. Yeah, I'll bet it was a mutually beneficial exchange!)
āIt just means you have to work double as hard as most people!ā
Well maybe I donāt WANT to work double as hard as abled people!! Maybe I deserve a BREAK!! Maybe Iāve been working MORE THAN double as hard for MY WHOLE LIFE and itās led me to immense burnout & caused me to develop several MORE disabilities!! Maybe I should be ACCOMMODATED so I donāt have to KILL MY BODY AND BRAIN over trying to do what abled people can do!! Maybe I DONāT have to work double as hard!! Maybe if thereās the option to let me NOT work double as hard, I should have it, because Iām already working double as hard JUST TO SURVIVE!!
Why do you think disabled people deserve less rest than mentally & physically abled people?
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we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.
like if a fetus isnt a person it has no right to my body and if a fetus IS a peson it also has no right to my body because there is no other context in which we are required to put ourselves at risk of physical harm to preserve another persons safety or even life.
you dont have to save someone from drowning even if youre a strong swimmer. even in death youre not required to donate organs and that could save several people. you can kill someone if you truly believe your safety is at risk. we dont mandate preservation of life over autonomy in any of these circumstances.
hate tweets that are like āmen will live in apartments like this and not see any problemā *picture of a poor personās house*
i was thinking about that tweet when i made this post, thank you
not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

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Itās still stupid but it worksheet
This is so fun, because itās a solidly learned superstition.