the idiot

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“I wanna be good, life’s just not letting me.”

“You’re full of hate and loathing and I love it.”

“A little nervous breakdown can really work wonders for a gal.”

“I’m fine. I’m great. It’s a big fat happy sunshine day for me.”

“Am I crying or laughing?”

“This thing you’re doing here, I’m in. I’m all in.”

“I think you’re flirting with me to distract me because you’re scared.”

“I guess some rules are worth breaking.”

“Best. Team up. Ever!”

“You need to stop beating yourself up over this.”

“People are particularly stupid today, I can’t talk to any more of them.”

“I’m sorry. have I ever been mistaken for a patient person?”

“Aw sweetie, this is about me, this isn’t about you.”

“I am qualified to tell you how to survive.”

“You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care.”

“I’m not sure this is worth fighting over.”

“Sometimes it’s actually painful to be around you.”

“I wasn’t sure what you’d be in the mood for, so I kind of got everything.”

“Just try and understand what we’re dealing with here. Don’t underestimate it.”

“I want you to do something…LISTEN TO ME TALKING!”

“Hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.”

“Never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.”

“Death is the only god that comes when you call.”

“You are nothing to me.”

“The sun will rise and we will try again.”

“We’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to deal with all of this.”

“Apology accepted, trust denied.”

“Just because I didn’t say anything doesn’t mean I don’t know.”

“I was quiet, not fine.”

“Be careful with words. They can be forgiven, but never forgotten.”

“Do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.”

“Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”

“That cop did not find it as funny as we did.”

“Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they find out.”

“I’ve been thinking about us.”

“What? What are you going to do?”

“I’m not. I want to be. I thought I could be. But it’s too much, too fast.”

“What do you know about it? Or about me, even?”

“Is there something you want to tell me, pal?”

“I’m alone.”

“Are you scared?”

“Don’t freak out. Just trust me.”

“Eventually, there will be a reckoning.”

“Nothing this bad was ever supposed to happen here.”

“I saw the way you looked at me. … you’re hiding something.”

“I’ll figure it out. I always do.”

“You are not the things you said.” 

“You’re not stupid. This wasn’t your fault.”

“If you really are my friend, you’ll drop this.”

“I just came up with the best idea ever…or the worst idea ever…BUT, it’s an idea!”

“Where the hell am I? Is this afterlife?”

“Time to turn things up to eleven.”