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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

the wii is considered a retro console now.

sick of living in a society that caters to and coddles morning people. if you're a morning person keep that to yourself, pervert

this gets funnier the older you reblog it

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

"bigger idiots than me have done it" is a phrase I live by

this is Tumblr Barbie

“so what are your hobbies” laptop. my hobby is laptop

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow