match my freak or perish

convinced my dog is part cow or mayhaps goat

i want to make comics but i don’t want to have to practice and learn how to make comics i just want to make comics. i want the comic to spring forth from my mind fully formed with little to no effort on my part. but i also still want the satisfaction of the creative process. alas

lowkey convinced my sisters still think of me as an 8 year old

if i could chew the skin clean off my fingertips i absolutely would no questions asked no doubt about it

being the only unemployed person in my house is so peak like yeah losers go to bed at 10 pm cause you have work tomorrow yeah that’s what i thought

google search how to stop looking at my art through self contempt and hatred. also myself but the art thing is more important

take me baaaaack take me back to october 2023. take me back. pls pls pls take me back pls october 2023 i miss you i love you pls come back baby

sometimes literally all you have to do is change the batteries in your vibrator. everything will be okay girl

a year is like if a week took several lifetimes

everytime someone ships a canonical lesbian with a man an angel gets gunned down

oh usamerican healthcare system how i love you. why yes of course it makes perfect sense for my new insurance not to work and my teeth cleaning to cost $250. god bless the united states 🇺🇸 🦅

trader joe and his fucking dutch bros need to stop asking me such intimate questions when im just trying to get a little treat

journaling would be so much easier if i had a video game inventory i could just pull bullshit out of at will. don’t make me carry around a little book, i just want it to appear when i feel like writing