aw tumblr...

Hygienic rugged hobo… right?

Of course. I smell like fresh spring water. Because I’ve been living in the wilderness for a week. 

Ah yes the wilderness. My favorite place.

There are lots of birds, which is nice.

I like birds, birds are nice.

Yeah, well you’re not too bad yourself…

I like to think I’ve perfected the ‘rugged hobo’ look.

Hygienic rugged hobo… right?

Of course. I smell like fresh spring water. Because I’ve been living in the wilderness for a week. 

Ah yes the wilderness. My favorite place.

The avengers: Really hot people, mostly hawkeye, bruce and nat are close second.

Wow, I’m honoured to make it in the top three, especially alongside you and Natasha.

Yeah, well you’re not too bad yourself…

I like to think I’ve perfected the ‘rugged hobo’ look.

Hygienic rugged hobo... right?

What about 9.7?

The avengers: Really hot people, mostly hawkeye, bruce and nat are close second.

Wow, I’m honoured to make it in the top three, especially alongside you and Natasha.

Yeah, well you’re not too bad yourself...

Yeah, the rest of me ain’t too bad either

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re an 8. 8.5. Not above 9.8 because there’s always room for improvement. 

What about 9.7?

The avengers: Really hot people, mostly hawkeye, bruce and nat are close second.

Everyone asks about my hair.

Well, you do have nice hair.

Yeah, the rest of me ain’t too bad either

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re an 8. 8.5. Not above 9.8 because there’s always room for improvement. 

What about 9.7?

Oh yeah my hairs fine.

I wasn’t just asking about your hair. But I’m glad. 

Everyone asks about my hair.

Well, you do have nice hair.

Yeah, the rest of me ain’t too bad either

I didn’t really notice it much, mostly noticed the fact my hair was on fire but no the smell is what you’re worried about

Your hair caught on fire?! You’re okay though, right?

Oh yeah my hairs fine.

I wasn’t just asking about your hair. But I’m glad. 

Everyone asks about my hair.