nimrod

Hi guys! So I haven’t been on in like forever, but I have been so busy. I’ve started college again, & I’m looking at uni’s, I’m 18 now so I’ve been on the piss up most weekends & I also have a date soon✌🏻️ but I’m backk, so if you wanna request stuff that’s cool, if not that is also cool?

I so wanna study music production

go do it! there’s such a variety of ages at uni you definitely wouldn’t be the only one, you’d rock it it would be fab

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

…..this wasn’t obvious to anyone? What did you think your body was doing? Did you think the lining of your uterus just fell out of your vagina? And the cramps were what, for fun?

Considering how practically non-existent sexual education is and the fact some people with uteruses have so little knowledge available and actively shared about their body they don’t know where they pee from or that having large labias is normal, it’s probably safe to say, no, it wasn’t obvious. Nobody thinks you’re hot shit for pissing on people for not knowing something we’re rarely taught in-depth.

I hate it when people get all ‘wow wasn’t this obvious to you guys, you’re pretty dumb’ about shit like this. Shut the fuck up you’re not helping.

^^^^

I’m lowkey scared to date a girl from tumblr because she might have that tumblr mindset and it might be uncomfortable. Like you don’t have to give me head under a table in Denny’s, I just wanna eat my hash browns.

Bruh

Lmfaooooooooooooo

SHUT UP

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are y'all reblogging this for the accident or for the italian commentary

This is a conspiracy to stop the fastest man on earth

This post made me happy. Don’t know why. Reposting it cause happy and maybe it’ll make more happy out there.