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one question: how the hell did kendrick get his hands on drake's ozempic prescription? that's a wrap on mixed bag, bites! see you for the next one!

the most shocking? taylor dropped an insane bar on us after her date with cari: "it's really nice to have a friend who doesn't make you wonder." we have a few things in mind as to what this could be about, but if we had to guess upfront? it's gonna be a long summer.

sabrina did bring up them hooking up recently, but some rl has him by the throat, but we couldn't tell you what that means besides "soulmates in another life, huh?".

well, we did think that timothee and paul had her attention captured, but from what we've heard today, some tall lucky man has her excited and really infuriated. what'd he do, babe?! we can't wait to hear all about it.

we held back on this earlier because we didn't wanna make beautiful strong female friendships something else but -- is it just us or is there something definitely going on between her and dreamcatcher's baby, gahyeon lee? either way, the chemistry is off the charts, folks.

olivia absolutely needs a little tlc. the impostor syndrome in that girl runs deep. runner up is maggie, seems like she can't get a straight answer from anyone on anything. final contestant is xepher. if we could get your husband home for you, we would!

maybe someone's a little bit in love with yves. we won't say who, though.

don't blame us if this is a bit outdated, but we do think there might be sparks flying between her and parker... or is that just wishful thinking??

from what we hear, these two social butterflies got along beautifully. cari flew to see taylor and there was too much wine drank and serenades occurred. miss americana and miss antidote for prom queens 2k24, anyone??

let's start off strong: phoebe stood eiza up. we have no words for this one. rumor has it phoebe was a little hyperfixated on a previous tour mate of hers and her date with eiza entirely "slipped her mind." a little embarassing for gahyeon, but she was so wrapped up in her date with jeonghan that she forgot her lingering feelings for him aren't reciprocated and tried feeding him across the table. instant vibe kill. would hate to be at the table next to them. we already gave you the vibes on john and hayley. rekindling. timothee and sydney met up in new york for their little moment of reconnection and it left them both spiraling in self doubt. it seems like seeing each other sent both their world's sideways. dramatic!

he's been meeting up with someone cute, yeah. he's got a bit of a crush, even, and we're rooting for him and this person who's, allegedly, getting over someone else to work out!! even if not, he sure does seem to have a supportive friend group to fall back on, and we love to see it.

yves seems very preoccupied with her upcoming debut, and she is very, very confused about whether something is happening between her and a verrry pretty boy she has not spoken to a single person about. so, that might be the weird thing.

as far as we can tell, oui. she had a lovely, wonderful time with parker but from what we gather, it was simply time well spent by two people who are open to making new friends!! so, luck may be on your side today, 'non.

madison and noah had a wonderful time! the sparks weren't romantic, don't worry jacob, but the friendship fireworks were absolutely lit like the fourth of july. they had such a fun time. like, talk about future besties. they both expressed feeling worried they'd have nothing in common since they're so different, but they apparently finished their little facetime date promising to keep in touch. sabrina and randy went camping for theirs and they were able to find a lot of closure in how their relationship ended. while we never condone ghosting (c'mon randy, i thought we were more mature than that?), sabrina seems hopeful and we want the best for her.

nora is not handling it well at all and charlie claimed she'd rather watch paint dry than spend time with awsten. awsten? he's feeling rather sorry for himself. huge pity party from the both of them. they didn't even try to have fun.

not anon holding hayley to her word! it sounded boring if you ask us (lunch and they walked their dogs...yawn), but john did hit her with the confession of a lifetime and hayley's spending as much time in arizona as she can before jet-setting off to the eras tour, so it sounds like they're taking things slow. all of that to say: he's definitely her man.

seems to have stayed out a little bit late on her date past her curfew and has some beef with us about it. you good, jojo?