dance forever out into the blue

content warnings that generally apply to slashers (such as violence, gore, sexual themes, etc) are applicable here, feel free to change any pronouns/phrases to fit your muse as needed!!

“ paradise lost? found it! ”

“ it’s a scream baby! ”

“ it hurt like a son of a bitch, it even bled! ”

“ i’m your boyfriend now, [name]. ”

“ i don’t think you could pick your nose without written instructions. ”

“ you’re saying that that’s a real person underneath? ”

“ be good to him and he will be good to you. ”

“ be my victim. ”

“ oh, please don’t kill me, mr. [name/alias]. i wanna be in the sequel! ”

“ morality sucks. ”

“ i know what you did, nasty [name]! ”

“ aside from that, the simple answer is run like a motherfucker and don’t stop till the sun comes up. ”

“ i’ll teach you to fuck with me! ”

“ yeah, it’s probably the serial killers or something. ”

“ you wouldn’t hurt me, would you [name]? ”

“ i hate a guy with a car and no sense of humour. ”

“ your disbelief destroyed the faith of my congregation. ”

“ everybody’s a suspect! ”

“ they will say that i have shed innocent blood. ”

“ it is going to get wet in here tonight. lace your boots up kiddies! ”

“ [name], come back. i’ll be good, i will. ”

“ why don’t you go find a wall socket and stick your tongue in it, that’ll give you a charge. ”

“ this is the end, friend! ”

“ you walk in on a funeral for a fucking fanbelt? ”

“ death has come to your little town, [name]. ”

“ what do i have to do to prove to you that i’m not a killer? ”

“ do you believe that people can dream what’s going to happen?”

“ music gives him so much joy. ”

“ don’t tell them what we did! ”

“ goodnight, asshole! ”

“ you’re just gonna let ‘em leave like that? ”

“ was that the boogeyman? ”

“ expect to see more of me. ”

“ my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me. ”

“ the caller is inside the house. the calls are coming from inside the house! ”

“ do you believe in me? ”

“ allow me at least one kiss. just one exquisite kiss. ”

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

“ i’m  like  a  rotisserie  shithead ! ”

“ i  am  very  uncomfortable  with  the  energy  we’ve  created. ”

“ i’m  so  ashamed ,  i  hide  under  the  table ! ”

“ tarantulas :  eight  legs  of  justice. ”

“ if  these  boys  are  rattlin’ ,  you  best  get  skedaddlin’ ! ”

“ oh  god ,  i’m  flashing  back ! ”

“ these  are  just  three  regular  frogs. ”

“ ( name )  is  …  hungry  for  responsibility. ”

“ i  wanna  talk  about  tarantulas. ”

“ hey ,  i  just  had  an  interesting  thought :  ’ actually ,  fuck  this ! ’ ”

“ hey ,  sonic  the  hedgehog  is  in here ! ”

“ ( he / she / they )  just  gave  me  a  big  bag  of  weed ! ”

“ you  look  like  if  hepatitis  was  a  person. ”

“ did  somebody  order  snacks ? FRUIT  ROLL - UPS ! ”

“ what  a  sad  life  you  must  live ! ”

“ hey.  what’s  up  with  drugs ? ”

“ oh ,  no !  am  i  gonna  die ?! ”

“ gotta  have  my  vape ! ”

“ i  abandoned  my  boy.  i  abandoned my  boy ! ”

“ it  is  a  gun  for  …  spaghetti. ”

“ you  look  like  the  saint  peter  who  meets  fashion  trends  in  hell. ”

“ here’s  the  thing  about  microsoft :  they  don’t  have  that young ,  hot ,  fresh  energy ,  and  nobody  knows  what  they’re  up  to  nowadays. ”

“ so  what  we  have  here  is  a  really  cool  guy. ”

“ i  traded  six  pounds  of  cocaine  for  a  new  episode  of  ’ frasier ’  on  the  internet. ”

“ no  science ,  no  math.  only  man. ”

“ there’s  no  god !  there’s  only  poetry ! ”

“ what  if  all  the  dinosaurs  went  extinct  again ? ”

“ the  movie  ’ shrek , ’  but  live  action. ”

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