more texts for you bitches
ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [museâs name] whatâs the deal, pretty sure this is youâŚlisten if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please donât walk away. [text] Please donât do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] Iâm an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change ⌠Iâm always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And youâll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is Iâm not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] Iâm seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] Youâre so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE
LOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that youâre the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] Iâm only saying it because I love you. [text] Iâm only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, Iâm bringing coffee. [text] Iâm thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] Youâre always safe with me. [text] I canât stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously donât know what Iâd do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please donât forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You donât need this shit. [text] Iâll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] Youâre important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. Youâre going to drown and die and leave me and Iâm not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] Iâd give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. Thatâs love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you donât want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, youâre a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] Youâre so predictable and obnoxious. And itâs not only me who thinks so. [text] âŚThe least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] Youâre a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you canât even pretend like it isnât, because you know it is. [text] Why couldnât you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I donât light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day
SEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hotâŚlike honestly, itâs not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If youâre not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I donât think he likes that Iâm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] Itâll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didnât know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. Thatâs a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DONâT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] Iâm eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, whatâs your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, youâre one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesnât realize it, itâs their loss [drunk text] but whatâs the point of a Disney sing off party if youâre not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOUâRE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please donât hate me Iâm too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when Iâm drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think Iâm dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE













