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ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

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{anxiety spiked. probably won’t respond to a lot of things ic or ooc}

#tbd

magicmonstersandmischief‌:

“Yeah…”

Another breath. She had the question in mind, but was quite frankly afraid of the answer. Dealing with things like this, it wasn’t exactly her strong suit. But that’s part of what she was getting help for.

“…Did you ever see me as a friend?”

How to word it. . . Well, he was certain there was no way to be honest and not hurt her feelings. “I tend to keep most mortals at a comfortable distance, but I did see you as something like one. I did enjoy your company.”

#magicmonstersandmischief #v. if i cannot move heaven then i shall raise hell (paranormal)

magicmonstersandmischief‌:

“In a contest of who is most protective of Connor, I’d have to say you probably win. Or tied with Hank. The guy did almost kill me for him.” a twitch of a smirk at, “I’m just glad Connor’s getting to make a choice at all. I know a lot of what’s been getting at him is how little he gets to choose.”

Another pause, thinking a moment as her gaze fixed more firmly on the man.

“Can I ask you a personal question?”

There was a slight smile from but he wouldn’t comment on his protective nature, he was giving away too much information as it was. He had been doing what he could to offer Connor more options, but there was only so much he could do from afar without heavy interference. “It’s understandable.”

Bailey looked back at her, expression neutral. “You can ask, but I can’t promise an answer that will satisfy you.”

#magicmonstersandmischief #v. if i cannot move heaven then i shall raise hell (paranormal)

magicmonstersandmischief‌:

“Shoulda guessed.” a soft, bitter chuckle. She felt herself getting pulled down again, but took a deep breath, straightened her back, and took a second to think.

“I’m trying. Its all we humans can do,” another breath, gaze coming up and fixing on his features, “I care about Connor. I don’t want to see him hurt. So if it turns out my trying isn’t enough, and the only way to keep that from happening is leaving his life entirely… it’ll hurt like hell but that’s just what’s gonna happen.”

“In another situation, I could say you are worth it,” he couldn’t say it wasn’t personal. It was deeply personal on his end of it.

That did spark his interest, pushing his opinion of her towards something more positive than it was before. So she was sincere. His own gaze drifted briefly. “As I have said, Connor is precious to me and it is near impossible for me to consider anything rationally. That being said, your sincere concern for him and willingness to do what is best for him does tell me that you might be worth another chance if that is what he chooses. But my opinion doesn’t matter when it is his choice.”

#magicmonstersandmischief #v. if i cannot move heaven then i shall raise hell (paranormal)

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thickcrskiin‌:

while she probably really shouldn’t have spent so much time around someone like him, jan didn’t particularly give a shit in her current situation. he was nice, and his actions actually helped her feel better. there was a small nod ( not enough to disturb the fingers in her hair ) before she reached for the box to pick out her favorites and pop a couple in her mouth, eliciting a small sigh. “bless you for this, honestly.”

well, did anyone really think he was good company in the first place? he didn’t particularly care about their opinions anymore, not when he was in a nice position like this. lucifer smiled and enjoyed it for what it was, gaze soft and lacking the usual ice. “you’re quite welcome, darling,” he murmured.

#thickcrskiin #v. if i cannot move heaven then i shall raise hell (paranormal)#{honestly let lucifer be soft}

magicmonstersandmischief‌:

“Going to therapy again. Figuring out how to manage myself better. Seeking forgiveness,” granted, it wasn’t how all her time was spent. She still worked. Taking time off to find yourself just isn’t doable in this economy.

“Do you think I’m worth another chance?”

Good to hear, he supposed. While he wasn’t overly fond of her getting another chance, he would respect connor’s decision if that was what he went with. “My bias clouds my judgement of such matters and I cannot give you an appropriate response.” Arms crossed, fingers drumming against his arm. “I think the effort you are making does say positive things about you.”

#magicmonstersandmischief #v. if i cannot move heaven then i shall raise hell (paranormal)

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there was a hum, head tilting as he approached. “how have you spent your time lately?”

#magicmonstersandmischief #v. if i cannot move heaven then i shall raise hell (paranormal)

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“self care is eating a whole tray of rice krispy treats, right?” it’s been a day.

#flightlcssbirds #v. if i cannot move heaven then i shall raise hell (paranormal)#{sighs}

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#tbd #{honestly}#{I keep thinking about a thing in paranormal verse}#{of con getting hurt and}#{hank seeing lucifer in panic mode}#{healing connor no hesitation and having this /look/ in his eyes}#{and muttering things}#{and looking so distressed that hank knows what Lucifer said before was bullshit}#{this is more than a weird interest in a pure soul}#{this is a parent worried sick about their child}#{and god I just?? Love thinking about that 'oh shit' moment on both ends}

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more texts for you bitches

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ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

#memes

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fingers gently ran through her hair, a slight smile tugging at the corners of lucifer’s lips as he picked up a box of chocolate from the side table and offered it to jan. “more?” he murmured, voice soft.

#thickcrskiin #v. if i cannot move heaven then i shall raise hell (paranormal)

{small starter call for the paranormal verse since i now have icons?}

#tbd #{asdf i'm up to 45 and. i have so many screencaps to go through still}#{bless jynx}

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Sex For Homework - Mindless Self Indulgence

Sex for homework Rolling on a mattress I think you need a little fucking practice.

Sex for homework Sitting in detention There’s just a few things that I would like to mention

like french kissing but not your mouth

ONLY BAD GIRLS WOULD GET GOOD GRADES.

#nsfw #musictbt #{asdf this has been stuck in his head for a week}

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Hanahaki Disease - a fictional disease where the victim regurgitates and coughs up flower petals when they suffer from unrequited love.

#memes #{l o o k}#{robots with hanahaki disease is an aesthetic}

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► tell connor the truth

he must obey

distress-- that was an uncommon expression on normally collected features. he wanted so badly to resist but the order was given by a higher power-- lucifer could only hope that this didn’t backfire as everything else did, that it wouldn’t be too much of a weight on already fragile shoulders. he had planned for this to happen so differently. he wanted to find the right time, the right moment, had it set out and planned down to so many details with banquo and. . .

#v. if i cannot move heaven then i shall raise hell (paranormal)#Anonymous

well, he’s certainly not complaining about it.

#;; just a fly on the wall (dash commentary)#v. if i cannot move heaven then i shall raise hell (paranormal)#{enjoy your two (2) fallen angels jan}

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