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i would pay so much money for the bloodlines estrogen

more importantly who put this in the game and why. afaik it has no gameplay purpose aside from pawning it. was there an eggy little programmer at troika who insisted on adding it because "cmon man it'd be funny" only to stare wistfully at those rotating polygons, late in the day when everyone's leaving

yes it’s normal my heart rate is this high. i have. a condition. the condition being Prey Animal

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

would you buy a gallon of elf milk?

is it ethically sourced

To be clear i don't want it if it is

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

This is the most legendary gifset on tumblr

Happy 10th anniversary to T Hanos

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

I find it funny whenever Nintendo announces a thing with Miis and advertises it with miis that look normal. And are like “you can make your friends and family in this game :)” shut up we both know people will be making the Cockroach from Monsters VS Aliens

we need to bring back e3. I miss watching project managers with zero media training embarrass themselves in front of their entire industry

magical girl transformation but i just rapidly go through the 5 stages of decomposition