BE. THAT. BITCH.

AAAA YES 😭💙 TROLLEX TIME. Techno fish King deserves the SAME lovingly unhinged treatment as everyone else.

🐟💿 Trollex Headcanons & Theories

First of all: your Trollex obsession is valid and encouraged. He’s literally a glowstick with management skills.

⚡Trollex Is Smarter Than People Assume. He Just Doesn’t Flex It

People mistake Trollex’s chill for cluelessness.

Wrong.

He:

understands tech better than anyone

adapts faster than most tribes

grasps abstract concepts (like harmony and coexistence) intuitively

He just doesn’t feel the need to prove it. Confidence without ego.

🔇His Relationship With Silence Is Sacred

Techno music thrives on silence between beats. Trollex is one of the few Trolls who is comfortable with quiet.

He doesn’t panic when nothing is happening. He trusts the pause.

Which is why he doesn’t rush people emotionally. He gives space and waits for the drop.

❤️️He Feels Responsible for Everyone’s Emotional 'Signal'

Trollex believes it’s his job to keep the emotional vibes stable. When things go wrong, he doesn’t blame others, he checks himself first. “Did I miss something? Did I not read the room?”

That’s… a lot of emotional labor for one neon fish.

💙 He Bonds Deeply, Even If It Looks Casual

Trollex may act breezy, but when he bonds with someone? It sticks.

He remembers:

emotional patterns

preferred rhythms

what calms each person down

He might not gush, but he notices.

Which makes his friendships quietly intense in the best way.

🌈 Techno trolls Feel Emotions as Frequencies

Emotions register to Techno trolls the way sound waves do.

They don’t just notice emotions. They feel them in their bodies.

That’s why Trollex reacts before arguments explode, the vibes already spiked.

🐟 Trollex Knows When You’re Lying (and Judges Silently)

Lies are off-beat.

Your emotional frequency doesn’t match your words, and to Trollex that’s like someone clapping on the wrong count.

He won’t call you out. He will:

tilt his head

lower his volume slightly

mentally tag you as 'emotionally unreliable'

Judgment? Yes. Out loud? Never. Internal side-eye? Absolutely

🎧 Trollex Can Tell When Someone Is Suppressing Feelings

Suppressed emotions sound muted, like a track with the gain turned way down.

So when someone says 'I’m fine' but isn’t: Trollex already knows. He just waits.

Because pushing someone before they’re ready would spike the signal even worse.

💿 Trollex Can 'EQ' a Room

He subconsciously adjusts his energy to balance others.

If someone’s angry → he goes softer. If someone’s spiraling → he goes steadier. If someone’s numb → he adds warmth.

He’s not manipulating, he’s harmonizing.

🐠 He Hates Dishonest Positivity

Forced cheer? Toxic optimism? Fake hype?

To Trollex it sounds like: bass boosted with no melody.

He tolerates it politely, but he does not respect it.

Real emotions > pretty lies.

⚡ Technotrolls Bond Through Shared Emotional States

Techno troll friendships form when frequencies sync.

Not:

shared hobbies

shared history

But:

shared emotional rhythms

Which is why Trollex connects deeply with Trolls who are emotionally honest, even if they’re messy.

🧠 Trollex Is Incredibly Observant (Because He Has To Be)

He notices:

micro-changes in tone

shifts in emotional energy

when someone’s mood drops before they speak

So when he does ask, “You okay?” That’s not casual. That’s confirmation.

🐟 He Will Judge You for Bad Vibes

Let’s be clear:

Trollex is kind. Trollex is patient. Trollex is forgiving.

But if your vibes consistently:

hurt others

dominate space

ignore emotional impact

He will emotionally mute you.

No drama. No confrontation. Just… lowered priority in the mix.

💔 Techno Trolls Don’t Care About Genre Politics… Until They Have To

Trollex didn’t grow up learning: Pop trolls dominated. And he has no idea that Barb is a hereditary trauma machine.

He grew up thinking:

Music is vibrations

Their string = their music

Other Trolls??

So when Barb drops the Hard Rock royalty bomb, his internal monologue is probably something like: “Okay. That… exists? Noted. Moving on.”

😎 Trollex is Secretly a Huge Nerd

Obsessed with tech, coding, mixing sounds

Keeps tiny tweaks in his environment to maintain 'optimal frequency'

Reads subtle signals from gear AND trolls simultaneously

Brain = multitasking quantum soundboard

⚡ Trollex’s Arm Stripes Headcanon

Only seen on Trollex, Synth, Laguna, and one other Technotroll → rare, probably familial

Do not change or accumulate → not skill-based, not rank, not achievements

Likely a Technotroll royal/heritage marker: signals lineage, not personal accomplishments

Functions like a 'frequency signature': others in the tribe can instantly recognize royal status

Visual shorthand: you know this fish isn’t just anyone: he comes from a line that shapes the tribe

Basically: arm stripes = legacy vibes, quietly flexed.

So, these are my headcanons for Trollex, I'm very curious, what are yours?