Greetings mortals! What's that? You don't know who i am? Why, it's obvious! It's clear, even! I'm Clearly Kelsey! He/him, the coolest guy around as you can see by my wonderful art... well uh i dont. i dont know that many guys. but still!! Feel free to send asks. Please do. I love those COUGHCOUGH did you hear something??i didnt uhm uhm byebye
Alright, alright. Second try! Well, welcome to my one and only
Of what? Uhm. Everything, of course! Absolutely everything I want, no one asked for, no one needed! wELCOME TO KELSEY USES GRAMMAR FOR THE FIRST TIMEoh never mind
As one does, I'll simply put my intro here as well because why not, am I right? ahem line break with whatever THOSE are
Well, yo! It's me, ya boy, Kelsey! You can call me Kel too!!! Or jax cuz I've been called that more lately i dont even know anymore
He/him, minor, your local atheist loser who thinks Hero omori is very cool and neat and awesome and best bro to kel (PLEASE WORLD GIVE ME A PERSON LIKE HIM IM BEGGING YOU I mean. I am so casual. And normal. I swear I'm sane guys please you gotta believe me)
Dms are!!! Uh. I dunno. Sometimes I get pissed when I get dms if they aren't from the same three people and sometimes I go omg yayaya!!!! Someone wants to talk to me!!! So I dunno! I guess dms are opens for moots if we've interacted a few times?? Maybe???
Stuff I like:
- Omori (For 4 (?) years already, can you believe it?)
- GREEK MYTHOLOGY!!!!
- Percy jackson
- Stardew Valley
- Cult of the Lamb
- No, I'm Not a Human
- Home Safety Hotline
- The Amazing Digital Circus
- Warrior cats
- Alien Stage
- Zombie Stage
- Making my beloved omori aus (they're all hero and kel centered, incoherent and terrible lore-wise..... But they're fun!!! There are like. 20 of them.)
DNI -> Basic stuff, you all know it, come on, just dont be an asshole, its easy! Also. Anyone who says the word tummy in my presence. im serious.
@obviously-ya-boy-kelsey -> my oc blog
@did-a-blank-write-this-post -> my other blog I barely am active on because I can't find any proper posts but DO tag me in any you think I could make something out of
May I note im very cool and swag? because i am!! you can see it on my face :3 <- my face
Anywho, I'm the number 3 Hero fan, number 1.2 Crow fan, Kel kinnie and hero and kel obsessed guy. I love them. They're the best bros and they're going to suffer while I'm on this blasted planet.
Also hey look I finally wrote that fic I was working on! There are uhm. Three whole chapters!!! Look! There's suntan and Kel fucking dies. It's also a crackfic! Well. It's crack treated seriously but shhh...... also its a wip indeed but hey theres like 40k+ words already so hey
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
actually have my first one shot too!!!!!!! its a sunless au one so fuck yeah
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
and actually. giggles. have my whatever this is its very crack
https://archiveofourown.org/works/82316271
BOOM HAVE MY PLAYLIST!
How do I do this?? just gonna throw everything here separated by uh sections yes. im such a genius.
Tags I use (sometimes)
Just Kel yapping - Pretty self explanatory.
Hector observing - I take shitty pics of my homemade hector and post here for you all to see because isnt he AWESOME??
Cyrus (oc)- My lovely oc, my silliest little guy who's the biggest asshole ever
Armaros (oc) - Consequently also Cyrus, but it's his former god form. Also an asshole
Bellium (oc) - also ALSO cyrus but his first human form!! Not an asshole, surprisingly
And the mooties ones which. I have to write them down. Okay uhh here it comes this is just a dump so I remember them
Bee!! Sunny!! Jay!! Tea hater!! (Juan) Vin!! Moth!! And. Uh. That's all I remember sorry other moots feel free to send me an ask telling me what tag you want and I might remember to write it down
Taken anon tags
🏤 anon (wonder who it is /silly)
🍊 anon
💄 anon
And that's all of them!! Probably.
Before my lovely thousands of links i should probably make neater sometime, here are some of my mooties!!!
@cr0wxo - aka beeski!! My freddy fazbro!! it's also secretly pursuit hero bossman hero justin bieber and a fuck ton of other things i forgot already i fear. Hhhhell yeah it's peak go look at its stuff chat
@bluejaysnests - my second mootie ever and the first one i talked to!!!! they wont let me eat the yarn, which is. Rude.
@sunny-omor1 - the guy who keeps threatening to curbstomp and dropkick me, along with trying to turn me into ragú, whatever that is. i live in fear. he also keeps trying to eat my rocks
@cornbreee - look its bread!!! theyre ancient but theyre nice even though we havent interacted a lot
@yunaeez - yuna!!!! she never uses tumblr but shes been my friend for the longest outta all people so yay!!!
Some honorable mentions include ahem ahem
@memory-of-stargazing @satimil @yourl0calqueer @parapara-paya @kerokerrrokerroppi @angelplayzgames @blu3berrypossums @jel-e-ton-mothqueen @juanblack76!!!! those are all my other mooties I'm confident to tag. well. uhm. cough. i AM moots with like 2 more people but. theyre like THE cool people and ive never even interacted with them so no im not risking them idk obliterating me or sum
(I also uh. Have more moots. New moots. But I keep forgetting who they are so oopsie daisie!!!
ALSO! ✏️ for writing (yap, text), 🖊️for art, both for... Well, both. Why pen? Because I only draw in pen irl nowadays! Also! Colored ones are REALLY important. I should probably keep adding links but I got tired of doing so
SUNLESS AU
(AKA the au i may or may not be proud of)
The day I came up with this god awful idea (not) -✏️
The first yap (oh no) - ✏️🖊️
The day almost NO ONE VOTED SO i picked it myself - ✏️🖊️
CHIP! He's real! - ✏️🖊️
Should I include this? I dunno. For now, I will! - ✏️
You feed into this madness... Why would you? Well, thanks! - ✏️
Wow! People like it! Awesome! - ✏️
Alas, Chip. - 🖊️
Doodles. I don't like them. - 🖊️
It took long, but the Chip profile arrived to provide context - 🖊️
Whatever THAT means. It's barely anything! - ✏️🖊️
The poll, so you're aware which is next, I guess - ✏️
Static... But better - 🖊️
Shitpost 1: Have a Sunless Kel dog! - 🖊️
Shitpost 2: He's sad. It's all your fault, anon - 🖊️
Shitpost 3: Happy! Yippee! - 🖊️
Yap, yap, yap. Important, though. - ✏️
Compliments......... I LOVE THOSE!! - ✏️
Static... But WAY better! - 🖊️
Tired. (TW Suicide... Mention? You can see the rope.) - 🖊️
This might be sunless au suntan song frfr
More songs. I'm just spewing out my playlist at this point
Chip and Kel dynamic (Vague) - ✏️
Chip and Kel dynamic (Elaborated!) - ✏️
Headspace belongs to...? - ✏️
Hero sure does still love his brother - ✏️
Opinion on Bluey - 🖊️
Chip doodles - 🖊️
Pat the Kel - 🖊️
Chip, Kel and Headspace - ✏️🖊️
Interpret it as you want, I'm sticking with magic for now - ✏️
KEL! - 🖊️
Breaking in Kel's body, hell yeah - 🖊️✏️
Potato... - 🖊️
Chip is here. - 🖊️
You're dead. You're CHIP! - 🖊️
Best Chip? - 🖊️
Fun fact - ✏️
Oh, HS Hero? Yup, he's real! - 🖊️
Farewell - 🖊️
Just a little detail - ✏️
... Suntan? - ✏️
boioioioing - 🖊️
Mari and Sunny, kinda. also fuck that anon for their other ask - ✏️
spin spin spin - 🖊️
Okay okay but. consider. Kel and Crow interaction - ✏️
Halloween my beloved - ✏️
Chip's flower - ✏️
CHIP ASKS!
STATUS: Temporarily paused because i do not feel like drawing and have been consumed by writing fanfic, asks closed.
There's an eye in my house. Oh well!
AUBREY? Let's see...
Hi!
So. Crow omoei?
Curbstomps and dropkicks, I guess.
Skrunkly
This is my home!
Hector... So cool...
Is that the bee movie script...?
Illiterate, most probably.
Chip isn't a chip (NOT CLICKBAIT)(EMOTIONAL)
C. Chips you say.
Stuff I'd like you to look at
AKA drawings I made and youre legally required to like
Mari...?
Porcupie.
Literal thing with most notes in my blog. Why though???
Messing around with brushes (TW: Suicide)
OMORI! I LOOVE this one!! Pls look at the details thank you
Mitaño AU my beloved
Suntan peak frfr
crack
Misunderstanding? Maybe! Happy? Absolutely.
Basil
Hero in a dress. literal biggest flex i have is that spinnileaf reblogged it and i feel so cool man
BUNNY!!
SPROUT MOLE!!
Wild kelsey writing woah
Chip fanart my beloved.....
MORE!!! CHIP!!! FANART!!!
The HS Kel saga??
(its hs kel but i insist on making sequels) (i'll continue it) (i think) (does anyone even like it)
Never to be seen again.
Still rising
Still...
HECTOR OBSERVING
aka kelsey takes pics of his rock and posts also i dont feel like naming them so here you go
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Duuuude I used to really hate being around kids younger than 10 but like. For some reason these guys are always the one correctly gendering me like once I was hanging out with my mom's coworker's kids and these boys must've been like. What 6 and 4? Maybe? And they kept asking if I was a boy or a girl and I couldn't really say I was a boy because my mom would get really mad at me if I did n stuff but even after she and her coworker said I was a girl these kids took a look at me and told me "hmmmm well you look like a boy" and to this day every time I meet them at mom's workplace at some point they'll mention my short hair and be very confused by the fact people say I'm a girl so cheers
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RULES: make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous, and tag as many people as you have WIPs. People send an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and you post a snippet or tell them something about it.
so apparently i have. a lot more wips than i thought (mostly omori wips) (most have been abandoned) (ive never actually posted my writing) (i dont like writing fanfiction WHY ARE ALMOST ALL OF THESE FANFICS)
"arby wip"
"i hate my life i hate my life i hate m" ( this is the real title btw. can't yall tell im really serious about naming my stuff)
"HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME with the angst beam that is"
"the adventures of zuki is a stupid name"
this one omori fic that i started Last Summer that has no name and has also not been touched since then. i also lost the og copy
this is half omori content half oc content #awesome
uhhh do i know four writers. @artock395 @clearlykelsey @nakeli @parapara-paya but also if anyone else wants to join this who am i to stop you
i should start writing more.... lowkey if anyone has suggestions for me id take them
I don't really have many writing wips so oopsie daisie!!! Two of these are abandoned I fear........ I mean I do have the dear pet rock animatic....... And the basil full body........ And daisy bell cover with Eleanor forte on synthv........ And the chip static practice animation......
I. I don't know people who write. Uhhhh random moots go
@juanblack76 @cr0wxo @yourl0calqueer and open tags
@afterdarkafternight @biologynerd13 @niktokof @madd-hatter @thegayriley @tuekytail @smeefy-smoofy +open tags (I havent done a tag game in a bit so I forgot my usual tag list sorry!)
why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID
THISSSSSSS!!!!!!! curate your own internet experience. block them because they’re allergic to peanut butter, block them because they have what you don’t, block them because they dislike your favorite food, block them because you don’t like their layout, block them because you can.
blocking is NOT a personal attack against someone. it’s you curating your own internet experience and catering for your comfort, and you have every right to do that.
you, yes, you!!! you CANNOT tell other people to censor themselves for your own comfort and personal likings. you CANNOT tell them what they can or can’t post. you CANNOT tell them what they can or can’t write. you CANNOT tell them what they can or can’t draw. BUT you CAN block them for whatever reason.
that block button is offered to you for free. use. it.
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