Listen up!! It's going down...
Repping the Splatlands, we are Deep Cut!!
Anarchy Splatcast! We're LIVE! ✨✨✨
a... ay... (h... here we go...)
You lip-synch, we drip ink!!
a-ay... ay... a... ay... (s-shiver... frye... and b... big man...)
We welcome this new month of April with a new coat of ink!!
We were due for a little makeover, right, Big Man? ✨
... ay... (... i guess...)
Well, now let's see the current stag- what?
Wait!! I'm being told we have some news!!
Oh, really! What is it? Balance update? New map for battling? Squid Sisters splitting up again?? Girl spill the tea!!! ✨
i thought we were only doing the stages...
Wait, what? No, what? Really??
Um!! It would seem... We... Uh...
... Cod, we have some important news...
w...what is it i can't see the screen,,
A SPLATFEST!? ANOTHER ONE!?
Oh, but, uh? Do we know the theme yet?
We do? Oh, we do!!
The theme this time is, uh...
... hello...?
what's... what's the theme i can't see...
Keep talking? What do you mean keep-!? O-Okay! Cod!
T-The theme is: "What's the ultimate ship? Janniris, J-Jannibbie o... or... Ibbiris..."
So, uh! Stay tuned for, for uh! For the splatfest poll!
6.30PM UCT today, everyone!! Cod...
Don't forget to vote! I'm DYING to see the results ✨✨✨
And that's it for today, everyone!
F-From Splatsville, that's a wrap!!