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as a species I don't feel that we were meant to fill out complicated forms and documents

the grinch being in all these stupid advertisements contradicts the anti-consumerist nature of the grinch himself. the reason he hated christmas was because he thought the holiday was simply an expression of vain materialism. the grinch only loved christmas after he realized that christmas wasn’t actually about mundane consumption, but the selfless love of community. in this essay i will-

i wonder what’s gonna fuck me up next

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

i don’t trust men who are unable to maintain platonic relationships with women.

Good. Don’t.

Huuugggeee red flag

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit

if my 13 year old self could see me now she’s be like i can’t believe you’re still alive