✦ clapton. 18. human glitch. says “bro” mid-heartbreak.
hi. i’m clapton.
i dress like a raccoon who found a Hot Topic gift card and i have the emotional range of a glitter pen.
currently: crying in the coolest way possible.
probably tweeting something vague about someone who just called me “dude” too gently.
if u follow me, you agree to see me spiral, fall in love with inanimate objects, and post blurry selfies with captions like “idk.”
likes:
— slushies at inconvenient times
— hotdogs ( if you know me from that competition, congratulations!)
— people who laugh at my jokes before i finish them
— soft lighting
— music that makes me feel like i’m in a slow-motion montage
— weird little trinkets
— falling asleep mid-rant
— being called anything other than my name in a flirty tone
— hoodie weather & hand holding
— being made fun of gently by people i trust
— when someone remembers the most random detail i said once
dislikes:
— forced small talk
— waking up too fast
— being yelled at even jokingly (don’t do that)
— when people say “calm down” (literally makes me worse)
— waiting for a text back when i KNOW you’re online
— anyone who makes kindness feel like a competition
— calling customer service
— people who don’t return emotional eye contact
— when the moon looks too pretty and i have no one to send it to
— accidentally saying “love u” to the wrong person. again.
currently obsessed with:
— sad movies that aren’t even that sad
— people who text like they’re whispering
— writing dumb poetry in my notes app
— emotionally unstable characters with floppy hair
— u, maybe (idk yet. don’t make it weird.)
don’t talk to me unless ur gonna be weird and nice about it.
