donut dolly

>low effort shitpost

>joke that has been made 10000 times

>???

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

Why might someone from a group of people that historically have been denied access to wealth, now brag that they have it?

“Rappers only talk about sex!”

Why might someone from a group that have historically been denied sexual autonomy now brag about their sexual escapades on their own terms?

“Rappers only talk about drugs and crime!”

Just two sisters all dressed up for the reaping!! 😋

Idk if you’ve heard but I just recently fulfilled the prophecy of reading all of katniss’s hunger games books and I am a wreck about it!! I just think about them all the time now and it is horrible 😽 I’m reading Lucy gray’s games now and as of right now it’s also extremely devastating!!

Like,imagine:

"Nico,hello,would you like to share your new adventure with me?"

"No."

"But it would be helpful for the fut-"

"No."

"Think about it,you could–"

"No."

"Ok,I have a question. Why did you write that the Gateway Arch was so close to the river? I told you how distant it was and how the landing was problematic since I had to use a lot of power to call the water to me."

"I forgot about the technicality,and we can't really go back on it because otherwise I would have to rewrite the whole thing so...I'm sure nobody will notice. It's a small detail."

".....Sure."

"This is straight up disrespectful and wrong,I never said or thought that Annabeth needed to leash Percy so he could stay put. Cancel that line right now."

"But Piper! Think of the drama! People like that,you should know that as the daughter of a movie star."

"I don't give a f–"

"Ok. I sense a pattern here. I described to you my fight with Krios,and you didn't write it. I told you a bit about my childhood at Camp Jupiter and you didn't mention it in any part of your writing. I went more in detail with my powers and how they work,and you only wrote the basics and doubled down on the limits. I don't understand,why would you do that?"

"It's because I don't have any more papers to use for today's session. Don't worry,we can go over it again next time!"

"......For some reason I feel suspicious about this."

"Annabeth,dear,could you-"

"No."

"But why?"

"Because if I'm your beta reader again I will yell,cry and crash out for the amount of things you changed and got wrong about the myths,gods and the monsters. My mother wasn't born for this."

"This is pure mischaracterization! How the hades do you mischaracterize a person? I never had a 'love triangle' with Leo and Frank! It was only just Frank. And why would you write this when you are aware of Leo's family history? This just makes me sound like a creep!"

"Hazel,Hazel dear,calm down. You are thinking of it too much,I assure you that it's not that bad."

"Not that bad?....Not that bad?!? You–"

here are my thoughts which i am making a Post about because this fic is literally 760,000 words long and if it’s not a touchstone of the fandom, it should be. ALSO if you care about spoilers for this story, this post will have spoilers in it.

things i liked:

the warners themselves are written very well. i’m not a huge fan of the “they’re actors and animaniacs is the show they film” idea myself, but it’s done in the best way possible here that feels very believable

i watch riverdale and thus i enjoyed all the melodrama. this fic is very dramatic but that’s not always a bad thing

the adult fear was very powerful. as a 24 year old and also an oldest sibling, reading about how during their TIS days, dot was adopted off to a few different homes and yakko and wakko didn’t even know it??? and she was only returned because she wouldn’t stop crying out for yakko??? was INCREDIBLY unsettling to me. the fact that it’d even happen. also my favorite arc was probably the TIS arc alongside the car crash/coma arc

the sibs being descendants of bosko was an interesting detail that i liked. there are SO many animation history references throughout this ENTIRE fic and i’m positive i missed some but i recognized a lot. op obviously knows what they’re talking about

the implementation of toon theory and “schlesinger syndrome” is BRILLIANT. i’ve seen lots of fics explore toon theory stuff, but none as in-depth as this. i LOVED IT and i want to read just an entire manual on toon theory. i wanna take an entire course

the sibs’ mentors and chaperones are all wonderful. i’m very firmly a “scratchy is the warners’ parental figure” truther, but bugs bunny being that in this fic worked very well. yakko calling him “da-doo” in his perspective is VERY fitting and i liked that detail a lot. it’s extremely cute. also foghorn’s relationship w wakko and porky’s relationship with dot are both extremely cute as well. also: chaos vodka aunt slappy nation rise

hello nurse is given a real name and some agency thank god

the character of penelope goose should be a real thing. i love her SO much.

i have never watched a single episode of talespin in my life but i love mrs cunningham, kit, and molly now

i cried three times at this fic, which is an accomplishment because i have NEVER cried at a fanfic before: once when ophelia died, once when goose comforted yakko after they got caught by TIS, and once at goose’s funeral

normally i don’t care for overly-dad-like yakko. he’s protective of his siblings ofc and would die for them but he’s still their big brother, not their dad. BUT in this universe, dad-like yakko makes perfect sense, and i really enjoyed it, so points for that

every good thing that happens to the warners feels completely earned. we see them from the very beginning, when dot can’t even walk yet, all the way up to yakko’s 16th birthday. it all just feels very rewarding to see them succeed, and their backstory/buildup to working for warner bros is just. really good. the familial love and sibling relationships are IMMACULATE

things i didn’t like:

i know that teenage boys are just Like That but also i did not like how the author put yakko in so many situations where he was allowed to act on it, especially considering he’s like, 12 or 13 when his first makeout session happens, and then maybe a year older when the next thing happens. really did not like that.

also really did not like the author’s homophobia and transphobia showing in SEVERAL instances. it was just weird because the fic’s weirdly progressive in a lot of places but then its just like. yakko explaining that gay people exist to wakko is suddenly a “weird conversation”. like. ok

Plucky Duck Epic Racist Moments. THIS WAS SO JARRING FJDSKLFJSDLK DONT DO PLUCKY LIKE THIS AND DON’T DO MARY MELODY LIKE THIS EITHER. EVIL

pinky and the brain and straight and brain is straight with GADGET HACKWRENCH

this fic is so mean to scratchy. be nice to him :(

it’s also mean to skippy hes just a boy!!!!!!!!!

things i am neutral on but still found noteworthy:

the author has a very very strong vendetta against darkwing duck for some reason and its just so baffling. he is SO yucky nasty to the warners and FOR WHAT??? and gosalyn is a lil bitch in this fic too its SO weird to see. ive never watched darkwing duck so maybe theyre just like that but i doubt it

anyway i enjoyed reading this story despite the problems i have with it. it managed to cut off at the best moment it could: yakko getting reassurance from bugs and giving him a hug after wakko and dot have decided to try new interests out. it’s unfinished, and was last updated in 2014, but that’s a much better cutoff point than a lot of unfinished fics get, and i don’t feel a need for closure on anything.

I wasn’t going to post this but why not, I can’t resist! I drew the Warners for the first time in almost 2 to a year! :))

I’ve been reading my favorite fanfic called Family on FanFiction . net and just been enjoying the hell out of it, maybe I’ll make some more animaniacs art in the future. Expand my horizons!

Redraw of this drawing I made 4 years ago lalala