Bah you annoy me so much I forget insults like that  at you come back at me in the end.

I can see perfectly though I do go deaf to imbeciles.

Grabs his peen.

My ass is off limits you zasshu’s. Stay away from me.

Excuse me?!? UM WHO ARE YOU WOMAN??

Hoh?.. Praise and body worship huh? Nothing to be ashamed of. I admire your interests woman.

He leans up in bed and prepares mentally to start yelling at the woman. Before he could physically do it, he began to cough in uncontrollable spurts. How could such a tragedy fall upon the caster? Perhaps it would be the acts of him standing out in the cold snowy weather with his normal attire set that revealed a good amount of skin — despite the many protests of his master. Now she insists that he just lay in bed and be coddled. Foolishness. He is not a child anymore. He can take care of himself. This unfortunate event is a easy challenge to face. After regaining his self from the coughing fit, Gilgamesh looked at Ritsuka with an annoyed expression. ❝ Honestly you are just as bad as Siduri, woman. I told you that I am fine. You are being quite bold telling me what to do. I could leave this room if I felt like it. Though I will have to convince you to leave me alone for the rest of the day before I do apparently. Good grief. ❞ Despite Gilgamesh’s argument, his face told a different story. Sweat continuously came off his face and bags were visibly under his eyes. See? Completely fine.

I will simply watch over the event and make sure everything runs smoothly like Nix wants. At the same time you mongrels will be my source of entertainment. Do not fail to impress me.

« you’re seriously making this harder than it should. »

Though if Enkidu wanted to pet me I would allow it for a bit.

I am a proud lion. King of all. I am no mere domestic cat who sits around waiting to be petted. Interesting enough for you my friend?

Let me ‘fuhahah’ from my chair. I am too tired to get up. God why can you not be a quiet good girl and do as you are told? Sigh fine lets go. Ladies go first though. I truly insist.  Actually can you even be considered a woman? You are... something.

Are you implying my job is to entertain you imbeciles? Fine. My laughter should be amusement enough. Do me a favor and go jump off of a bridge. That will definitely bring me into tears of joy!  

You are right. How foolish of me. I guess you both are bottoms then. Now shoo. I am bored of arguing with you when we both know what the truth is. Do you not have someone else to go annoy?

Please. I am above all. Even in the bed room. Your ruler self is more of a top than you are, mongrel.