Mirror's edge

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do u ever think back on old conversations with people and think “oh! foreshadowing. that was real life foreshadowing.”

#listen. once you realize you’re gay your whole life before that point becomes foreshadowing

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

“Buenos dias mortal”

I'm curious. Reblog this and explain the origin of your URL in the tags.

{ Reblog if your RP character is nonbinary }

drunk girls that can’t stop outpouring compliments and affection to the people around them are literally too high quality for this world

like literally can u believe that women are so pure that when they are uninhibited and they can’t logically filter their actions all their brains can think to do is try to make friends w/ ppl and tell them they’re pretty

todays straight character of the day is: nobody

I’m calling bullshit Odysseus is clearly bisexual

This is a quality joke

date an absolute fool who unironically dresses like a dad on vacation