CKM Writes

As if she didn’t have her hands full dealing with the Balbano family’s new Donna Kristin and her wife Bianca…

Imagine her surprise when Faith who is actually Emily (who is actually Hope) finds out Stephanie has some doppelgängers of her own in the persons of a touring singer, Beca Mitchell, and the hitman Beca is mistaken for, Martha McKay, who both just happened to be in Italy at the same time.

Rafael: you know we got married at the end of the show, right?

Jane: Shh! I’m trying to remember kissing Petra.

Rafael: When did you…

Enid: I didn’t. I swear!

[a beat of silence]

Wednesday & Enid: Agnes!

Emma: Mommy can you pass the salt?

*Snow and Regina reach for the shaker at the same time*

Aubrey: I think you might mean Summa Cum Laude?

Stacie (wrapping her arms around CR): She knows how to be punny. That’s why she gets my goodies. You see, in my case , both are correct *wink*

(a teaser anyway)

The expression on Amy’s face when Emily fled the room made her feel as if she had kicked a puppy while stealing a baby’s candy, but Emily didn’t know how else to react, she wasn’t ready for whatever this was supposed to be.  

She would come back in a few hours when she was clear-headed. A few hours became a few days, a few weeks, a few months and, at that point, what was there really to say to make things right. 

Emily tried a LOT of things to put the memory behind her:  

She took up automotive mechanics until she had the strangest conversation with a yellow Volkswagen Beetle.  

She focused on her music and even dabbled in some poetry.  Her sister-in-law REALLY liked her poetry and who knows how the Dickens one deals with a situation as messy as that got. 

She took up archery for a while.  She was exceptional at it too, but she nearly got bitten by a black widow while she was hunting 

Speaking of spiders... never mind that’s a whole multiverse, a web to untangle another day 

Lilly: I think I remember the film. And as I recall, it was pretty problematic

Chloe: So, Amy, I heard you’ve joined Team Experimentation

Cynthia Rose: Raises a hand for a high five

Beca: 🙄

Amy: I just wanted to know…

Lily: If Japanese girls are actually pixelated down there.

*crickets*

Beca: Fine! I’ll try it.

[two weeks later]

Aubrey: How about we lose the ear monstrosities?

The Mauler loomed over Stella with his hulking frame.  "It was honestly easier than I expected to get you alone."

Stella rolled her eyes and sighed out, "Congratulations, now please LEAVE me alone."

In a blinding flash, The Mauler had a single hand around Stella's neck, hoisting her a foot off the ground.  "In a few moments, my nemesis Captain Hero will be here to save you and I will settle the score once and for all!"

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."  The familiar voice of the tall dark and handsome Captain Hero.

The Mauler snarled.  "You're too late.  The one you love, that you are always with, is doomed.  Now watch your girlfriend die!"  He squeezed his hand and looked to enjoy the horror on Captain Hero's face.  The look wasn't quite right though.  Come to think of it, the snapping sound in his hand sounded more like an exaggerated retching and his fingers hadn't yet connected.

"Girlfriend?  Seriously?  Gross!"

The Mauler looked to his hand and saw the still very alive and very annoyed looking young woman.  He remembered to look back at the hero, fearing that he might have used the distraction to attack, but Captain Hero had leaned back against the wall and apparently pulled a box of popcorn out of nowhere.

Stacie: Excuse me while I kiss this guy

Amy: Wrapped up like a douche

Jessley: Don’t nobody got no mister roboto

Beca: Sorry I’m late… what is happening here?

Chloe: We’re singing our favorite mondegreens!

Cynthia-Rose: Naw. That still ain’t it

Aubrey: What are y’all doing?

Beca: I was just trying to gender neutralize the lyrics before remixing this as a bisexual ballad.

Chloe: [fist pumps]: So you’re finally ready to…