Calooooo

Headcanon that Medic has naturally long eyelashes

idk if that sounds weird or if it’s like a really small headcanon but still my guy’s eyelashes are thriving. A bit of eyeliner and he’d honestly be babygirl

Aziraphale once told someone his (fake) first name was Azira and mentally cried a little because of it, because, y’know, Mr. Fell, Azira-Fell

SORRY FOR THE LATE REPLY OML

Anyways here ya go :)))

SEAN HEADCANONS

the guy snores like a truck. Like middle-of-the-night dad snore that can keep a sleep-deprived owl up. Very deep sleeper defo, once he’s out he’s OUT.

almost drowned once because he jumped into a river whilst drunk (he thought it was like ankle-deep but it actually went up to his waist)

Whenever he has a cold it’s always dramatic. Like he’ll hack and cough as if he’s got the black plague, it’s crazy.

his jokes are solid ass. he thinks he’s the funniest guy in the world but his jokes either never work/are too complex/don’t make borderline sense

coughs like a 50 year old man you cannot convince me otherwise

tried to steal some poor bypasser’s horse when he was a teen, he ended up awkwardly trying to shove the rider off whilst hanging off the side of the saddle, got kicked off and nearly got his nose broken in the process

if he *could* write, it would be like trying to translate ancient runes. his handwriting would be so loopy and unstable he probably would have to manually remember what he had written (ofc its canon he’s illiterate but wishes are wishes yk)

“fuck about and find out” kinda person

Gives Ennis head/behind ear scratches constantly

Names anything and everything. Random stick he found around camp that’s a weird shape? George. Rock that’s shiny? Finn. (Once tried to knock someone out with ‘finn’ after they tried to rob him, it went exactly how you think it went)

might do some rdr2 headcanons

any headcanons really, rdr2 (mainly), maybe tf2. I’m up for any hybrid rdr2/tf2 headcanon requests as well (sign me up for that shit)

Medic = sobbing

Aziraphale = Wailing

Kieran Duffy = fucking hell get me a pillow to cry into