magistrate .

        ‘ She ain’t, ’ he says, and it sounds like a warning. ‘ Don’t think I’m the guy to ask, anyhow. Takes some real weird stuff to get me freaked out these days. ’

@civilwings / starter call.

         ‘ Wouldn’t touch that if I was you. Ma’ll lose her shit and she’s a scary woman when she’s mad. ’

@civilwings​ liked this for a starter !

                          ‘ wh-what’s your FAVORITE bad – bad word ?     i’ll tell y-y-you mine if you t-tell m-me yours ! ‘

      there has always been an aura of TOLERANCE in his presence. poker face or not, the deity was known for his honorable and   (   civil   )   ways. his steps are cool, calculated even, as he approaches the other. large hands are calmly folded in front of him as he takes a seat. he’ll clear his throat then, not to alarm or intimidate, but to seemingly MOCK the natural habits of the mortals he’s studied.   “   i would inquire of your present state, however i have not come to engage in small talk. i am here out of concern for your sudden and IMMENSE interest in MY loving companion, faith.   ”

      “   you know if you don’t take breaths between sentences, you might pass out from all that excitement. now, tell me more about this DANTE.   ”