hell will be mine!

// *completely forgets about this blog*

“ flattery will get you abssolutely nowhere. “ he hissed. as offended as he may look, there was a triumphant squeak in his voice.

“ ugh, i should have known you’d be linked to that ssappy little rehabilitation sscam. conssider my offer retracted, i have no need for ssome goody-goody in my hosstile takeover. “ given the other’s size, he was being somewhat tame in his response. at least without his ship and minions present.

// omg thank you so much ?? ive barely written sir at all and so many people are following and its so nice to see people interested aah tyty this made my night <3 <3

“ i-imposssible ! i’ve never taken a ssingle revealing photograph of myself, let alone ssent them to anyone else ! who are you to make such dissgusting allegationss ? “

since he currently has nothing better to do after his airship was destroyed, he’s throwing eggs at the happy hotel windows. huge eggs with consciousness. they’re breaking the windows and getting inside. they have weapons.

// gotcha gotcha !! ty for clarifying

“ now i know we’re not on the besst terms, you and i, but i have a quesstion for you. what’ss ‘vibe checked’ ? ssomeone told me they ssaw me get ‘vibe checked’ on the newss and that sseemss like the kind of lingo you can transslate. “ he provides the necessary finger quotations, clearly displeased with the comment regardless.

“ you ? working at that sstrange rehabilitation hotel they were talking about on the devil box ? i didn’t take you for ssuch a ssisssy. “ the demon’s tone attempted to be taunting, but came off with an unmistakable hint of frustration.

// i might take a nap soon but to anyone this luckily comes across here’s a starter call !