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is this even a question? the mutant queens kitty and illyana. duh.

hello darlings! got any good gossip for us this week? i’m eager to hear everything!

“about damned time, i say.”

“gorphelia for life, dollface.”

“uhh, mj has incredible luck with men?”

“because his parents couldn’t handle him being a mutant, i suppose. kid deserves better.”

“i assume this is about emo queen illyana and her fiancee? honey, those two do a lot more than kiss. very, very kinky couple.”

gracie, jemma, papaya, mj, molly, and ashley.

     the emo queen and her princess of darkness. 

     this is the first time i’ve heard anything, but living with felicia he probably has to fight her to make him some dinner, never thought she could take care of a child. maybe it’s the neglecting at home that’s making him act out, if anything - i’d pray for him.

     i honestly need to cleanse myself of the sin the x-men have put upon me. 

     listen here, SKANK. they don’t need to hookup, they’re engaged, stupid!!

     oooooh!! that’s an unlikely pair but i like!! maybe the redhead will work her way up the avengers, who’s next?? hawkeye?? scarlet witch?? CAPTAIN AMERICA?? how scandalous!! i wonder how wanda’s going to react to her hydra buddy fucking her brother. hope that peter kid knows mary jane isn’t ever going back after getting that dick, rip. 

     my current otp is molly and noah, they’re just too cute to handle even if they have been distance lately, i’d love to see more from those two. also, kitty and illyana are one of the best, i don’t think any of the ratchets could out-do those two. 

     gabe and i, matt and ophelia --- could you imagine the clusterfuck that would cause?? aaron and blake, wyatt and finley - some good pussy would really turn that kid around. cute scott summers and mj, hot scott summers and daisy. i’d love to see miles and gwen get it on too.