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I might just be the first one to get freaky with Philomena Funk playing in the background

#funny #philomena cunk #gay #pride #mlm #it was so funny I couldn't hold my laughter half the time #pride month

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cirkeshade

Now THIS is good drunk behavior, and kudos to the guy for actually sending the photo

#this is wholesome

curioscurio

ads these days are so sensitive to being tapped like darling my fingers barely brushed you and youre already opening yourself for me... well close those damn legs. dont make me get the taser

the-big-mood

wizardshark

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

the-haiku-bot

How do I explain

Plato’s allegory of

the cave to my cat?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

cirkeshade

Thank you haiku bot but I’m still very confused as to the context of the original post lmao

To all my dear witches of tumblr,

Please, let’s just all meet up in the OpenAI parking lot and just cast a spell to end all generative AI once in for all!!

Thank you,

And no, I won’t be answering any questions made by AI slop enjoyers

#fuck chatgpt #fuck generative ai #fuck genai #witchblr #anti ai #quitgpt #paganism #pagan witch #this is how i cope #half joking #funny

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witchboxco

I find it so funny that spells for fertility/love/libido for male witches always include a step that’s basically “rub one out for Aphrodite”

#nsfw #witch #witchcraft #witchblr #spellwork #funny #relatable

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idk if this pic is making the rounds on tumblr yet but its so cute look!!

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Obsessed with this tag

loud-triangle-thoughts

I legit looked at this and my brain was like "dudes being dudes"

And then i saw the like. Medical stuff and im like "holloween themed??"

Anyway this is Cool as shit.

the-haiku-bot

And then i saw the

like. Medical stuff and im

like “holloween themed??”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

cirkeshade

Thank you haiku bot

Assembling a Harry Potter 3D train that my parents got me for my birthday, faking a smile because I know they care but they don’t know where the money they spent really went 😔

#harry potter #fuck rowling #fuck jkr #relatable #i really hate this but it’s too late to do something #trans rights #trans ally

Wait, some people ACTUALLY think that watching porn while in a relationship is cheating??!?!?

Like, I don’t know if it’s just because I’m really not the jealous type or because I’m gay or anything but I just not see it that way lmao

Can anyone confirm if this is a normal thing?!??

#relationship #intimacy #genuine question #some people actually feel this way #what the hell is this world?

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dailycatsblog

If you press the button every png turns into a fake png

will you press the button?

#funny #button #press the button

iced-coffee-chronicles

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

Me(to cat): "Well, if it isn't the fattest boi in all of the fatty kingdom, yes you, my obese little ball of fur!" My cat: *looks at me judgmentally* Me: "yes, I know you love me too, thanks for saying that"

Cat: *Walks away*

This is the average conversation between me and my cat

#funny #cat #hooman #relatable

HAPPY FRICKING PRIDE MONTH!!! 🌈🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈❤️❤️

#pride #pride month #rainbow #gay #love is love

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It will never not be funny to me how cats can be both the kindest creatures alive yet also the cruelest demons ever; Like if my cat is outside and wants to enter he’ll let out the most horrible screams that found like they came from the 8th circle of Hell, and once I open the window then suddenly it all stops and there’s just a floofy little dumb dumb standing there wanting to eat his food

#cats #cat behavior #relatable

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