BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS IΒ β Β quotes pulled from the youtube series hosted by ryan bergara and shane madej. feel free to make alterations.
iβm gonna be so pissed off if we die.Β
that sounds like a bad idea, and i love it.
if youβre gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have some fun with it.
this is what happens when people donβt have hobbies.
did you just call the demon a motherfucker?
i got a life-changing thing to tell you here.
weβre friends. itβs a friendship.
thereβs something weird going on in this little town.
iβm about to die for the internet.
enough of you being a phony and a liar.
keep in mind we have to spend the night here.
this place is a living nightmare.
i was doing some heteronormative bullshit!
well, i think we can never show our faces here ever again.
doesnβt that sound great? wouldnβtβ you like to be haunted by me?
iβm gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake.
maybe itβs about to get a whole lot weirder.
youβre my friend! i would be concerned if you disappeared!
iβm not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what youβre trying to do.
give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous.
can you just look a little bit worried?
iβm starting to think you want to die.
any extra time with you is a punishment.
you seem to be well-versed in the arts of sexual deviance.
sexiness is relative, motherfucker!Β
iβd say about half of it i donβt remember doing.
weβre just two guys sitting in a tub.Β
i got so distracted by the tongue thing.
my fucking heart almost exploded, dude.
donβt just claim i killed jfk.
you know how much of a pyschopath you have to be to enjoy that?
your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting.Β
iβm not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but iβm dismissing it.
this has been a huge waste of time.