That's How I Roll

Dance with me!

Hey. Don’t get clever with me.

Why, does it confuse you?

Dance with me!

I said nothing.

*eyes him suspiciously* 

What?

I feel like you’re nonverbally doubting me but I don’t know how to prove it.

If you can’t prove it then how do you know it’s happening?

You know that thing inside your skull, between your ears? Some people use that to figure stuff out.

Dance with me!

I said nothing.

*eyes him suspiciously* 

What?

I feel like you're nonverbally doubting me but I don't know how to prove it.

Dance with me!

I said nothing.

*eyes him suspiciously* 

Dance with me!

I can do it.

I didn’t think you couldn’t.

Good, because that would have been wrong.

Well, darling, rest assured that I am never wrong.

*just snorts*

Are you doubting me?

Dance with me!

I can do it.

I didn’t think you couldn’t.

Good, because that would have been wrong.

Well, darling, rest assured that I am never wrong.

*walks by on her hands* It'll scar if you do that, kid.

Dance with me!

I can do it.

I didn't think you couldn't.

Dance with me!

But…

But?

I don’t wanna…

*laughs* All right. If you just feel like carrying me around, I'm not going to argue with you.

Dance with me!

But…

But?

That was… Unexpected.

That I hate you? ...you really are slow, aren't you?

Dance with me!

I will, trust me.

Good. *wiggles a little* You can put me down, now. 

*doesnt know if he should be pissed or impressed with her*

*raises an eyebrow at the silence*