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Georges Melies, The Mermaid (1904)

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D. W. Griffith, The Lonely Villa (1909)
Olivia Loccisano, Pocket Princess (2024)
Frank Capra, Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
Frank Capra, Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
"There is a Happy Dale far, far away."

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Natalia Dabizha, The Barber of Seville (1994)
Frank Capra, Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
Frank Capra, Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
Frank Capra, Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
Frank Capra, Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
I love how close Elaine is with the aunts. They're so harmonious and affectionate, and the movie does a great job demonstrating that despite omitting all the informative details-- how they've been neighbours for two years, how Elaine's mother died shortly after they moved there and Abby and Martha being the Harpers' main support during that time. They probably set her up with Mortimer as much for their own sake, if not more, as for his. It was probably nice having her around every day for tea, to bake with them, sing at the piano with Teddy, go elderberry picking. She's one of the family already, they just need to make it official.
I also like the implication in both the play and the movie that Elaine doesn't tell her father about Jonathan strangling her. In the play, I don't think he could hear that and then leave for Philadelphia without her. And in the movie, he probably took some cold medicine and slept through everything. In both I think she's trying to protect Mortimer and her prospects with him, knowing her father would put up a lot more resistance to the marriage if he found out about Jonathan. But in the movie I'd be interested to know what she does with the information about the bodies in the cellar. I think she keeps that to herself as well. Seems like she comes to terms with it pretty quickly, and she'd want to protect her father and the aunts' friendship. Or maybe she decides she didn't see anything after all, that it was dark and the end of a harrowing day; she must have imagined it.
She has that line, "So what if you're crazy? I'm crazy too," but I can't really see her as a willing accomplice. Maybe she helps them make the wine and then accidentally discovers what it's for when she walks in unannounced; or a lodger arrives when they're out so Elaine, knowing the routine and trying to be helpful, conducts the interview, and has to be brought in on the secret once it becomes obvious that the wine was poisoned. She doesn't institutionalize them; she's a loyal friend and they're model citizens and model christians. They're serial murderers too, but they mean well. She doesn't leave her father alone with them anymore and her attempts at saving the lodgers usually end in her needing to help hide the bodies, but pretty soon this all becomes normal life for her. In this version the cellar probably does get exposed to the police and the aunts still end up in the sanitarium, but no one actually minds too much about the murders. Everyone just talks about how nice the aunts were. They get a charity named after them and the darker Brewster history gradually dies with the house.

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George Pollock, Murder, She Said (1961)
Frank Capra, Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
Mortimer's fear of the window seat/coffin overlooking the cemetery between his house and Elaine's. He tried to distance himself from his family and their hereditary insanity by retreating into rationalism, making a name for himself by denouncing marriage and becoming a theatre critic, proving to himself that he's sane by proving that the rest of the world is insane. Then he falls in love with Elaine and forgets about his anxieties until he comes back home and is confronted with what it would mean to continue the family line. There's this double fear of his own mortality/immortality. Initially he'd hoped his work would keep his name alive. Then he decided to start a family after all, forgetting all about the prospect of another Jonathan. Not until he learns he's not really a Brewster is he brave enough to hop into the window seat. By that point he's lost it, with or without the Brewster genes, but Elaine has already assured him she doesn't care, and now he's past caring too. Spiritually he's a Brewster and that's more than enough for him.
I guess more concisely he goes from estranged normal nonconformist to family conspirator covering up a bunch of murders to lawful Brewster eccentric. The anti-marriage thing burdens the symbolism a bit, but it's interesting in conjunction with the references made to women depending on marriage to retain their position/respectability and the aunts inheriting enough money that they didn't need to marry. I doubt Mortimer acknowledges this. I get the impression that he's more concerned with his own personal liberty than equality. He parallels Jonathan that way. Except Mortimer is all facade, constantly contradicting himself. He'll congratulate himself on being a nice nephew, then start ordering his aunts around in their own house. He'll tell them murder is wrong and against the law and then frame Teddy. He believes he knows what's best for people, and that he has more right to authority than Jonathan because he can perform it in socially acceptable ways, but this belief causes him to unravel as the bodies pile up. He's just as morally confused as everyone else but he's the only one spiralling over it. Whereas Jonathan doesn't care about right and wrong and behaves exactly as he wants to. Regardless of the face, he's nothing but himself, and it's bad for him. The aunts get away with it for so long because they're not faking anything either, but what they're not faking is respectability, generosity, and the belief that poisoning lonely old men is a nice thing to do.
Mark Zakharov, An Ordinary Miracle (1978)
Irina (I don't want to call her The Wife the whole time) wishes the Wizard could find joy in the mundane. She keeps telling him that would make her happy. But instead he keeps trying to impress her, which only hurts her. He's more inclined to dwell on the future than on the moment, and plans a story about the conflict between a person's nature and a person's love, ending in the inevitable loss that he's afraid of. Eventually Irina will die and he'll spend an eternity missing her. The Bear and the Princess are supposed to be his way of coping with that-- painting loss as grand and heroic, something that will make him stronger.
But he's frustrated by Irina's lack of enthusiasm for tragedy. She doesn't enjoy being sad and it reminds him that he's the one making her sad. It forces him to think about their relationship as it stands now, sparks the fear that she might leave, and sets him wondering if she would be happier never having met him. These fears manifest in the Bear and the Princess as they wrest control of the story, each having their own moment of letting the other go instead of giving in to passion.
He tries to assuage his doubts and appease Irina with Emil/Emilia, a couple who reunites after a misunderstanding broke them up for years. They do the mundane thing and marry and live happily ever after. Emilia is susceptible to authorial intent, but unfortunately for the Wizard, he wrote Irina into the story in the form of the Innkeeper. They're basically the same person; they're the hosts of the settings, they're wounded spectators of the narrative, they both actively petition the Wizard for a happy ending. The Wizard invented the Innkeeper so that he could vent his anxieties to Irina without worrying her. Not intentionally, but the whole story has been a demonstration of the real and subconscious infiltrating the fictional beyond the author's power to stop it.
Not until the Princess decides to make the best of loving a bear does the Wizard accept that the Bear is willing to be human for her and should be allowed to be human for her. And he accepts that he can be human for Irina by letting the mundane triumph; not making their life together a big grand lesson about tragedy before it's even ended, but allowing her to enjoy the moment and enjoying it with her.
Fred Seibert, What a Cartoon!
Bruno Bozzetto, Help? (1996)
Robert Alvarez, No Tip (1996)
William Hana, Hard Luck Duck (1995)
John McIntyre, The Kitchen Casanova (1996)
Eddie Fitzgerald, Tales of Worm Paranoia (1997)
Frank Capra, Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
I want Teddy to be Einstein's new boss. Einstein clearly thinks Teddy's adorable and would allow himself to be bossed around out of affection, but is just manipulative enough to be secretly in charge the whole time. Teddy's just trying to go about his presidential duties but Einstein keeps getting recognized as a criminal and has to invent explanations for why they need to leave town immediately. Teddy keeps accidentally causing diplomatic incidents on his hunting trip and now they're both criminals. I don't know how long this would last. I think Einstein might ditch a lot earlier than five years in. But it would be fun in the short term.

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Frank Capra, Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)/James Whale, Frankenstein (1931)
The comparison of Jonathan to the monster is pretty clear. Frankenstein is either Mortimer or Einstein. I like Einstein for this. He's the one who physically works on Jonathan, literally builds him, is complicit in Jonathan's murders, and can't or won't escape. Einstein seems more worried about legal repercussions than anything Jonathan might do to him, and Frankenstein runs from his guilt, never confessing until he's on his third deathbed. He and Frankenstein are each their own hostage more than they are the monster's.
But Mortimer is more haunted by Jonathan the way Frankenstein is haunted by the monster. He's the reason Jonathan comes back. They're intent on destroying each other but can't. If Einstein is book Frankenstein, Mortimer is movie Frankenstein, and the Brewsters are the Frankenstein movie franchise, always trying to get rid of Jonathan, who keeps getting rebuilt, chased away, or locked up. And then the rest of the family happily gets on with their lives. Possibly Jonathan represents the guilty conscience none of them seem to have- the aunts for not loving him as well, and Mortimer for neglecting his aunts, neglecting Elaine, and covering up the murders. In the end the guilty conscience destroys itself and the family lives happily ever after. There's the popular question around Frankenstein, "Who's the real monster?" And Arsenic and Old Lace answers, "Everyone."
Joseph Kesserling, Arsenic and Old Lace (1939)
Just read the play. It seems more grounded in its time, with reference to the war and "the good old days", the Victorian house and the Victorian old women, giving it clearer themes than the movie-- invasion, oppression, conflicting ideas about peace, freedoms and restrictions, fear of the future, retreat into the past. We have the invader in Jonathan and the visitor in Mortimer, both trying to assert their will over their aunts in their own home. Mortimer being confronted with his future in his aunts' victims. All the men in the play are playing tug-of-war for control, but eventually they'll be old, lonely, and dead. It's like they don't feel at liberty unless they're controlling someone, and when they're finally ready to concede, Abby and Martha will be there with their elderberry wine. Or there's a sense of futility Mortimer has to deal with, of surrender. He can surrender to Jonathan or he can surrender to Abby and Martha, or to Elaine, or to no one. It all ends the same regardless. I don't know. The play's doing something deep but I can't illuminate it.
It also cleared something up for me, that Mortimer wants to commit Teddy in order to pin the murders on him without sending him to prison. That's what I thought was happening in the movie, but his urgency made less sense to me as it went on. However, I do like that Mortimer shows concern for Teddy after the papers are signed, wanting to be sure he'll be happy. In the play he says Teddy's his favourite brother and then immediately throws him under the bus. Sure, it may be naive of the aunts to think the cops would understand but I'm not quite convinced that they really need Mortimer's protection. From Jonathan, yes. From their friends, meh. Maybe.
Also, (not a matter of preference, just an observation), there's a sense in the movie of Mortimer, having set things to rights, embracing the chaos. Whereas in the play, Mortimer believes he's set things to rights and leaves satisfied, but the aunts get the last word by killing Mr. Witherspoon. Maybe it's because I only read the play instead of watched it, but the two Mortimers feel very distinct.