wow, i can get sexual too!

Yep. Powerless people ended up in the switch, too, I think. Soooooo yeah, you definitely missed out. But you could’ve also ended up with something horrible, so maybe not? Idek. The whole thing was stupid.

I’ll see what I can do, but no promises whatsoever.

dude.  talk about DEPRESSING TO THINK ABOUT.  i’m just going to hold onto the fact that I could’ve gotten someone’s, like, really shitty power and therefore I, like, wound up on top.  or something.  A POWER WOULD STILL BE COOL, @ the universe.  thanks.

That sounds like a recipe for disaster, not gonna lie. I’m into it though.

GOOD.  ‘cause I’m down if  you’re down.

How do you know it’s not? I’m high maintenance, boo.

WELL WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT - we’ve got something in common, you and me.

You dodged a bullet, trust me. You won here. The power swap was a mess. You probably would’ve gotten something cool out of it, but still. Barcinlona has to be the best thing I’ve heard in a long time tbh. I legit don’t blame you for wanting to be there rn, because same.

That’s disrespectful. I’d give you one if I could, but the moment’s gone.

I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN NOTHING OUT OF IT unless people were getting swapped who, like, didn’t have powers?  and if that’s the case then I freaking MISSED OUT ‘CAUSE I COULD HAVE GOTTEN SOMETHING OUT OF IT.  frick!  but trust me, between all the stuff going on here anymore?  Barcinlona is where it’s at.

The fact that you own a Ghostbusters suit is offensive.

Nothing about me is offensive, especially not when I look really freaking good wearing it.

who ya gonna call?  ME.

Great. I invited Cass. She wants to learn how to ghost hunt.

NICE.  SHOULD I BRING MY GHOSTBUSTER SUIT?  bc I do, in fact, have one of those.  (obvi.)

Oh no, you gotta stop talking sweet or I’m gonna fall in love right back.

YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT’S A BAD THING.

Like I’d ever admit that publicly. You got me a shot glass? How precious. Let’s break it in.

Now you’re talkin’ my language.  Be there in five?

Is that a household name around these parts?

Eh. The other face looks better. Its got a beard on it.

You bet your sweet ass I’m a mermaid! I don’t know about Ariel, though. Home girl murdered a couple clams for her bra. I like to go au natural. Yeah, you probably stop looking at your reflection when there are cuties like me around. 

Okay, but I’m, like, lowkey/highkey in love rn, because that’s freaking AWESOME.  And between you and me?  Au natural is always gonna be where it’s at.  Look @ you.

I plead the fifth.

You misssssed me, you misssssssed me.  BUT DON’T WORRY, didn’t forget ya.  Got you a mug-and-shot-glass set and everything.

I can’t believe you were in Barcelona while the rest of us were stuck here. How was it??

Did you get the red carpet you were hoping for?

You better believe it, ‘cause I was.  And it’s a good thing, since I missed all the, like... whatever went on over here.  Not that it would have affected me bc I don’t HAVE ANYTHING COOL GOING FOR ME POWER-WISE (hence why I make up for it by being awesome in literally every other area ofc).  IT WAS SOLID.  The girls.  The guys.  The ME.  Barcelona Cinna (Barcinlona, if you will) is, like, one of my favorite Cinnas, tbh.  10/10 would rather be there rn.

No duh, I have a tail. My power is merfolk physiology, it’s kinda right in the name. One of my best friends stole it, but people think I’m a part of that power thing. I dunno. Hopefully he’ll give it back soon.

Oh, so are things gonna shape up now that you’re back? You gonna find my tail for me?

DUDE, YOU’RE A FREAKING MERMAID?  Clearly I don’t pay enough attention to people who aren’t my own reflection, damn.  I hope you get it back, Ariel.

I’m not sure I’m missing much of anything right now, unless you’re talking about my tail, but I hope you had fun in “f*cking Barcelona”. I don’t have a red carpet to roll out, but if you want a hug I’m basically a champion hugger.

Your what...?  Hold up, your tail?!  You have one?!  YOU HAD ONE?  Where did it go?  Who has it?????  are we talking, like, a tail bandit around here, or did you get all, like... power swapped, or whatever?

Honestly, I totally did. Mostly because you went to Barcelona without me.

I love Barcelona. Next time you go, lemme know. I have tons of secret spots.

As you should have, ‘cause I’m hella f*ckin’ missable.  The city would’ve looked good on you, Fabray.

Can I make it known that I’d be at the airport with a red carpet and a lot of hugs if it wasn’t entirely plausible that I’d float out of the Earth’s atmosphere and end up asphyxiating in space? Because that’s my excuse. Also I’m washing my hair.

...what?  idek where to start with this.

I don’t even know you, so I guess let the offense commence and also start calling those lawyers too. Unless you’ve got some faithful fans out there or something.

Dude.  Pls.  I’m a Motta.  Of course I have fans.

Look at this face.