#1 Q!Slimeriana Defender ❗️

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

Please stay

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

they don't tell you this but if ur really lonely for a long time, a hole starts forming in ur heart and the longer u feel lonely the bigger the hole gets and it doesn't matter if u feel less lonely when ur older bc the hole stays forever and ur life just grows around it. But the hole is always there.

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

I think it’s very good and right not to have follow counts visible here but I’d love if Tumblr rolled out a single visible counter on your blog and it was just how many people have blocked you.

the thing I need everyone to understand about c!tubbo (besides everything) is that he canonically invented nuclear science. like. the whole thing. you know E=mc^2? he had to invent that. you know all that proton, electron, and nucleus stuff? he discovered all of that. radiation? chemical elements? splitting the atom? he did all of that at 17. when I say ‘c!tubbo is one of the smartest dream smp characters’ I literally mean ‘what albert einstein did in 26 years after a lifetime of study c!tubbo did in 17 on a whim one afternoon’

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Kinda wild how they paint themselves as heroes against us savage baby killing liberals and then they proceed to do some of the most deranged shit to fetuses I’ve ever seen.

as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan

and please, enough with the “keyboard smashing” jokes. not original, not funny.