Wizard Of Weirdness

STOP SELLING CRYSTAL TO APPRENTICES: stop selling your magic crystal to apprentices, they get addicted. I know it was cool back when Wizard white was doing it. But this is not breaking necromancy. If you want to be a high wizard do it but stop getting my apprentices high.

I love improv. One moment the man who shoved a crayon in his ear when he was six is blabbing, the next he’s pulling it out and transcending to godhood.

I think that this is very fun due to the fact that I now have a void to scream into wildly. I can get the wildest thoughts out of my fingertips

When will society realize that streetlights are a fools gambit. The REAL SOLUTION is evolving to have BIGGER EYES!!!!! Therefore our PUPILS can dilate BIGGER AND WE CAN GET MORE LIGHT!!!!!!!

I am new to tumblr and hope to enjoy a break from the FOOLISH ATTEMPT AT A DOPAMINE HIGH or YouTubes EXCLUSIVELY VIDEO FORMAT and SNAPCHAT’S GENERAL STUPIDNESS AND FOOLISHNESS THINKING IT IS THE SHIT