wrong blog, my dude

hello everyone, you can now find all the same great cinnabongene trash at the new cinnabongene.tumblr.com!

this blog is a sideblog, and i seeing as i hardly use my main blog anymore, i wanted to make cinnabongene my main. but since nothing can ever be simple on tumblr, i had to give up the cinnabongene url (that’s why this one is cinnabonngene now) open a new tumblr account, and reclaim my original url as a main blog

i reblogged 200+ of my old posts so there’s at least something there. but i have no followers now!! so if you want to keep seeing my quality filth, please re-follow me!! i’ll be re-following all my mutuals over the next day or so

i’m glad you asked!!

okay so i’ve had this idea for a while now but i’ve never bothered telling anyone about it because it’s so laughable. my theory is that breaking bad takes place in the star trek mirror universe. if you’re not familiar with star trek, the mirror universe is a parallel universe where everyone is evil and spock has facial hair. facial hair kind of like…

so, breaking bad as we know it takes place in the universe that will ultimately give us this bearded evil spock. so that means, in the universe that gives us the not-evil clean shaven mr. spock, the events of breaking bad go down much differently…

maybe walt started out as a drug dealer but then when got cancer, he realized he wanted to spend the remaining years of his life helping people, so he became a high school chemistry teacher. walt is such an inspiration to his former partner, that jesse decides to go to college to become a teacher as well, and ends up being walt’s student teacher. then maybe he goes on to teach woodshop.

jimmy never became saul and works at HHM where he helps walt and jesse negotiate a deal for full immunity with the DEA when they decide to give themselves up. he’s probably married to kim