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The feeling of pure surrealism is when you water your half-dead plant with a 5 hour energy drink

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help me out guys. reblog this, like this. for every note, everything is pushed back a day for him. I need your help. he doesn’t believe it’s possible to help him. but it’s entirely possible, especially with your help. I know these are so sporadic and cliché to an extent along with becoming so popular on here, but please. I appreciate every single note
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My dad peer pressures me into eating avocados
my dad broke road laws while trying to race my mom
I think you guys will like this video
this improved my day considerably
My depression was cured for 3 whole minutes, thank you
How to confess to your crush
Wake up after a good night of sleep. Look at the ceiling of your dark room and be grateful for what you have.
Take your time to properly wake up. Your mind is still clouded and sudden movements can irritate it. You need to be fully conscious today.
Pick out clothing you like. A shirt you love and a pair of trousers you feel comfortable in or a dress or skirt if you want to. Wear your favorite shoes and wash your face.
It is optional to listen to music while making your way to that significant someone, but if you prefer not to, it’s fine.
If you feel your heart starting to beat fast, stand still and close your eyes. Your body will understand and try to relax. Thank it for that.
Look into the sky. Wonder about the many things mother nature has achieved. You will be amazed. Let that feeling fulfill you.
As you get closer to your destination, you will start to get uneasy. Don’t worry, it is natural and there is no need to worry.
If you made it up until this point with ease, congratulations.
When the person comes into view, remind yourself why you’ve grown to like them. If you swoon, do so. It’s cute.
Stop a few steps away from them. Call out their name. How you do it depends on you. Let your feelings seep through your words.
When they turn around to look at you, catch their gaze. Admire their beautiful eyes and tell them you think they’re pretty if you want to. They will be flattered.
Start your meaningful sentence. They will be aware of your words, watching you curiously.
“I like you. A lot”.
Their cheeks will turn rosy. You will find it to be the most adorable thing this earth has to offer.
You will feel your heartbeat in your throat. Don’t let the sick feeling fool you. Good things are about to come.
They will tell you they like you too. Wait, they like you too?
Excitement. That’s what your mind will sense. The smile on your face will be unstoppable. Don’t try to suppress it.
You will ask them to repeat themselves, just to be sure. They will say the same as before.
Without saying anything else, your body will want to hug the other. You will give in to that urge without hesitation.
Don’t worry if the corners of your mouth hurt from smiling. The pain will be worth it.
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plot twist it’s april fools day and she was just thinking it was a prank and is playing along.
You’ve died, but instead of the gates of heaven and hell, the words “Reloading checkpoint” appear in front of you.
I say to myself with an exhausted voice “aw shit, here we go again”
imagine living a life in resident evil 7
It’s 2020. America’s first gamer president has been elected.
we can make this a reality if we work together.
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When your friend admits to having a crush on a local superhero, you come to an obvious decision. You decide to become a supervillain and hold the city hostage unless said superhero agrees to take your friend out on a date
TREMBLE BEFORE ME, CITIZENS! FOR I AM...
WINGMAN!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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okay, handsdown, if you want to wish someone a happy birthday in a super funny, unique, and memorable way go to Fiverr and search ‘birthday’.
I had this guy from Jaimaca wish my mom a happy birthday and she absolutely loved it when this random guy said her name
Check him out here
This one is also funny! (x)
If you want to see all of them, click here
the best ones are:
I Will Wish A Happy Birthday From Vladimir Putin
I Will Have Jesus Deliver A Birthday Or Anniversary Greeting In HD
I Will Make A Gay Happy Birthday Video
OMG I’M SCREAMING. I’m totally gonna have Putin and the gay policeman make a birthday video for my friends
Not gonna lie, if a friend did this for me I’d probably lose my shit too (in a good way)
100% doing this for my friend
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don't forget to drink the clear sauce
You live in clear sauce, chug chug here I come
i stepped on a snail and it was crunchy
EVERYONE’S SAYING DEEP IN EVERY REBLOG WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WEBSITE THAT’S IT GOODNIGHT

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One day you will take your last shit without even knowing it
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There is going to be an entire generation of tombstones that just say ‘F’
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