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DNI: Kayne

Now would be a good time to reveal Arthur belts Man or Muppet. He was once both a man and a muppet because I used to control him :D

I need to hire that kid for security purposes so a certain malevolent entity you people like to call “babygirl” for some fucking reason can’t break into our house >:(

Unless you're talking about a white colored baby chicken, then no

Sounds... suspicious. I will invite Oscar to fact-check it

KAYNE SENT ME TO THE DARK WORLD AGAIN. THAT FUCKING BITCH. ALL BECAUSE I SAID HE'S A BITCH. HE LITERALLY IS?? HE CAN'T BE NEAR OUR DEAR GIRL RIPLEY OR OUR BABY BOY ARSENIC BOYFLIFE JONES AND SO I TOLD HIM TO FUCK OFF WHEN HE ASKED TO PET THEM. YOU LITERALLY BROKE INTO MY HOUSE! AND HE'S GOT CHIPS POWDER ON HIS HANDS AND HE'S ASKING TO RUB THOSE DAMN BLOODY CHIP-FLAVORED HANDS OF HIS ON THE BABIES???? THEY JUST TOOK A FUCKING BATH YOU DEGENERATE BEE MOVIE LOVING ASSHOLE!!!!!

Arthur isn't a cinephile as much as me and Noel for a reason I shall keep private. However, he would not shut up about this movie. I found it to be fascinating and whimsical, too orange for my taste. Arthur wept. He didn't say why but I have a theory. Mr. Fox is burdened with responsibilities. He chose that life in the beginning of the movie because of love. He had to make a commitment. That isn't him, at least not yet. What follows is longing for that lifestyle. He wasn't ready to settle down, but he had to. He is a man who seeks the thrill to the point of addiction. He was born to steal chickens because that's part of his instinct. Eventually he was compelled to go back, run away, live a double life. Consequences followed. Guilt replaces the longing. Mr. Fox forgot he's now a husband, a father. He became someone expected to be more than just a poultry thief. I knew Arthur related to him deeply. He is also an awful dancer

Literally me

I have so much to say. I hate this movie. Five stars

What the fuck.

Arthur said he had a similar experience

I once said this to Arthur in The Dreamlands. One of my greatest regrets. I'm sorry Arthur

Last time I watched a motion picture with a premise centered around a dog, I was devastated. I respectfully decline your recommendation. Crying fucking sucks. I would rather stub my toe repeatedly than have my nose stuffed. I don't know how Arthur does both all the time

It's the best Batman movie. I highly recommend it