MR. CINEMATIC

Us (2019) dir. Jordan Peele

90th Academy Awards Best Original Screenplay winner:

“A mind is a terrible thing to waste.”

I sleepwalk. I mean, I haven’t done it in years but, um, a couple years ago I woke up and I was standing next to Peter and Charlie’s bed when they shared a room… and they were completely covered in paint thinner. And so was I, from head to toe. And I was standing there with a box of matches and an empty can of paint thinner. And I woke myself up striking the match which also woke Peter up and he started to scream. And I immediately put the match out, like immediately. I mean I was just as shocked as he was! And it was impossible to convince them that it was just sleepwalking. Which of course it was. But the timing was awful, Peter and I had gotten into this stupid quarreling phase just forever arguing about nothing, such… frivolous stuff. And Peter always held it against me. And there’s nothing I can say or nothing I can do, because it happened. While I was asleep.

Nick Fury is a fucking skrull.