wolves and girls

whenever jean and ororo call each other sister i'm like. yeah right. the scissor sisters maybe.

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

i feel like men got too comfortable directing 3 hr movies. like that's manspreading on a cultural level. go back to 90 min movies. i have other things to do this evening. wrap it up charles dickens, you aren't being paid by the word

OKAY i've read all 162 one-star review of the aeneid on goodreads. can i show you my favourite?

I'm sorry for doing that bank heist, your honour. It's just that, like, once you get to be around 30, it just seems to become impossible to get all your buddies together for some fun times, and sometimes you just get wrapped up in the magic of spending time with friends, and, well, one thing leads to another.

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit