I want to slather sunscreen across your massive, blubbery belly this summer.
Working my way across your gloriously vast stomach - hands sliding left to right, and then in circles around your deep navel. Then i'd eagerly slide my hands down your sides to get SPF between those squishy side rolls. And lather your back fat from top to bottom, no crevice left behind. Now you're a glistening goddess, if you weren't one before!
You know, I didn't need an entire bottle last summer... which means you've been eating good for me allll year. And such a good feedee deserves more ice cream than they can handle ๐๏ธ๐ฆ


















