hi you are loved

It is entirely unfair that cleaning is an act that must be repeated, I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy

If i ever spell something wrong I did it for comedic purposes. I know everything don't forget that

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

Oh fuck

i know some naughty words that will really knock your socks off

But I’m not wearing socks??

i know some caring words that will put socks on you