(toad voice) yahoo

“The time will pass anyway” absolutely shifted my mind

They/them pronouns but not because of gender but because there’s two guys in there

"i won't be coming back here" is the funniest possible thing you can say to a customer service worker. you're at your place of work and someone comes in, acts like a jerk, ruins your day, and then, paradoxically, finishes up by reassuring you that this interaction is now over and you'll never have to see or hear from them again

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

what if we were ibuprofriends :)

​no lie I had to get up to shake my ass this is potent

No One Ever Helped Me So I Will Never Help Anyone Else & Do Not Believe Anyone Should Be Helped Ever is one of thee most loser mindsets btw

the world has been unkind to you so you continue the cycle of unkindness by passing on hatred and indifference to others? Wow. groundbreaking. you’re so cool and tormented

call me the music listener. the way i listen to music

having someone watch u play video games is an underrated form of companionship

you can’t seriously exclusively play minecraft?

i can and i do

Casual cruelty has become so ingrained in a lot of people because we live in a society that is structured in a cruel way. To be quite honest you are obligated to consider the harm of your words and actions no matter your personal hardships.

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*