santa claus but instead of naughty or nice i judge if uve been banal or avant garde 

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

Not half as much as the audio is

fun game called pick at ur scalp until it bleeds

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

I really like the connotations of the suffixes -phobic and -philic in casual conversation cuz they're always what comes to mind first when I'm reading about like molecules or whatever

Salt desires water carnally and silicone is prejudiced against it

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane