I Love Microplastics

My least favorite minority is the One Percent because they are hoarding all the methane turbines for themselves

I kinda want to make a staff out of a long stick of rebar and a rusty yellow doorknob but I do not have rebar, a doorknob, or uuuuuuh practical know how

I’ve had enough of Microplastics it’s time to enter my Scrumptious Brunch Phase (lie)

What if instead if instead of getting my headache checked by the doctor I rolled a blunt of petroleum jelly take that lib bibs

Reading a book of DIY home improvement that includes a list of supplies for a first aid kit but they forgot to include a full drum of crude oil. Smh 😔

A woman in a webcomic mentioned wanting to live without thinking about microplastics and I started shaking like a chihuahua on the open road

What if when you annoy me instead of communicating I hnnnnnnng drag this boulder to the edge of this hnnnnnnnng cliff and then you hnnnnnng stood on that conveniently placed see saw plank for no apparent reason. *wipes sweat off of brow* yeah no reason no reason at all

Picrew slightly changed its layout and I feel like one of those wives waiting for their husband to come home from cheating on them

Today a member of my family microwaved a plastic container and I did not warn them of the consequences once upon a time I did not eat fish because the exfoliating beads enter the fish why did I do that I should eat another fish

I got curious about other posts with the #microplastics tag and all of them are about getting rid of microplastics why why why are you doing this

I love microplastics