Clown's crown

“Hmmm, you don’t have the PUNCH quite yet, but the TECHNIQUE, oooh, what a beauty I have encountered! Mind if I took a PICTURE?” Kefka had nothing fun to do. Kefka was very bored when he had nothing to do. A bored Kefka often leads to the most unpredictable ways he could approach anyone around him. And Aerith, I am sad to announce that you get to the victim of his weirdness in this fine evening! Although seems to be this one has nothing to do with violence, for once. A Jester merely pacing around the female, smile widening, giggles filling the air. He was actually seriously intending to take a picture right now.

“Hello there PRINCESS. What a lovely sight for this HUMBLE jester! May I find your interest for a bit of your time?” The clown giggles yet again. His voice is jovial, high dropping to a surprising depth at the end of the sentence. What a weird introduction, one might say. Well, whoever said that had never seen Kefka before. 

“There is always a TIME, always a PLACE. Where are YOURS?” Talking in riddles. Seems rather appropriate.

“Well, aren’t YOU an unexpected guest. What a CURIOUS sight.” 

“What a LOVELY surprise! What shall this humble Jester do for thy UNEARTHLY beauty?” Nevermind the surprise. What he was doing in the middle of a battlefield was still under question. Was he lost? That’s is quite the stretch. Losing oneself in the middle of battle can never occur quite like that’ 

“so AGRESSIVE, so ASSERTIVE. A maiden with the side of a monster. Do go easy on the jester such as MYSELF, for I am but a humble Joke.” A joke of a god, leaving behind only chaos. He claps, spreading his hands. Magic filling the air as he stands. Ice, fire, electricity too. What a joke, truly. A powerful mage is but only a Clown. He simply came to test the girl. After what that Queen of Darkness told him.

“Aren’t we just in a PICKLE in this fine evening? Or whatever it is currently around this place, hahahaha.” The jester attacked another mindless monster floating closer to the swordsman. Enemy of my enemy is my friend or something? Might be useful for once

Would anyone ship with this chaotic bastard? I am just big think

What a day. 

“What a pleasant sight for my sore eyes! DARKNESS turned to beauty! And what may this unfortunate Jester do for such an INTIMIDATING looking lady such as yourself?” Voice annoyingly changing it’s pace and depth in the middle of the phrases, as he cartoonishly bowed, still suspended in the air. Although he acted outlandishly, there was no doubt that he could pose a sizable threat, regardless of how he looks. 

“Hahah. It’s certainly been a while! What a lovely day to come back! I am oh so DELIGHTED to see...well whoever is left.”

New tags btw

Certainly brings back memories...

But starter call?