( ♕ ) ─ i reign supreme.

Deb Caletti, The Nature of Jade (via bookhag)

me trying to comfort my friends

Yes, and the Golden Geese are very much looking forward to another annihilation.

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               ❛    agh ... alright. mind if i join you, then ? mac is being annoying as shit. being locked down in an apartment with the man sounds like a nightmare right now, really.     ❜

dennis and dee getting ditched in the middle of nowhere by frank

“WE WERE ON A BREAK” “I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.” “I grew up with (name). If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat!” “Ah, humor based on my pain.” “Unagi.” “When I actually die, some people are going to get seriously haunted!” “I’m fine!” “You have no idea how much this hurts!” “Major shampoo explosion!!” “Why do bad things happen to good people!?” “Get off my sister!” “If you ever hurt my little sister/brother, if you ever cause her/him any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down and kick your ass.” “You threw away my sandwich? MY SANDWICH?” “You’re over me? When were you… under me?” “Y-O-U APOSTROPHE R-E MEANS YOU ARE. Y-O-U-R MEANS YOUR.” “PIVOT!” “Once I got dumped DURING sex.” “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun— I’m a terrible father.” “Lift and slide!” “That sandwich was the only good thing in my life!” “Everyday is Lesbian Lover Day!” “Well I didn’t! I didn’t propose! Unless… uh… did I?” “I can’t get enough of dinosaurs!” “this is not good for my rage.”