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Hello.

My name is Peggy, I’m the author of The Thoughts of Chudley and Life On The Farm, along with other Hamilton themed fanfics.

Today, I released exclusive screenshots of a scandalous, budding relationship between @smooth-lin-official and @chudley-official

@birdloaf , artist, blogger, and creator of these characters, has agreed to allow me to interview them.

//I cut out some bits of our beginning conversation because it’s just me being a dork//

The interview, is as follows.

Me: So, first question. What are you thoughts on the scandalous relationship between Chudley and Smooth Lin?

Birdloaf: in a way it seemed inevitable but they’re already producing a tremendous amount of dark noxious energy that is polluting the atmosphere and i am very worried about the future

Me: One of my questions is just “what are you going to do” and I don’t exactly remember writing it, but yeah.

Birdloaf: the answer is i am going to sit here and live my life and let the chaos pass over me like a storm cloud, chudlin can go off and make their weird mutant babies or whatever they’re doing, they are no longer under my jurisdiction.

Me: What will you say at Chudley and Smooth Lin’s eventual wedding?

Birdloaf: who says i will be attending this wedding? what kind of..who do you think i am. next question

Birdloaf: the sheer amount of dark matter produced by their holy union would obliterate me from existence

Me: How do you feel about Chudley’s exes, carl azuz and abrahan lincoln?

Birdloaf: ok first of all abrahan is not chudleys ex. that is fake news. abrahan lincolm is led the United States through its Civil War—its bloodiest war and perhaps its greatest moral, constitutional, and political crisis.[2][3] In doing so, he preserved the Union, abolished slavery, strengthened the federal government, and modernized the economy and i want carl azuz to leave me alone. please carlos, take your forehead and leave

Me: Oh.. okay

Me: Anything else to add to that or can we move to our next question?

Birdloaf: that is my full and whole answer

Me: Now, going off topic of Chudley briefly, we’d like to know, where is Archie the mermaid?

Birdloaf: ARCHIE!!! i don’t know. probably off doing fish lawyer stuff, hopefully somewhere far away from the new happy couple

Me: For her sake, i hope she is far away from them

Birdloaf: can’t let her be Consumed

Me: protect her

Me: Moving on!! Is Chudley’s surname Jeggeron because Diggs Jeggeron is his brother?

Birdloaf: No, they don’t have like first names and last names. Chudley is just chudley’s entire name

Me: good to know

Me: What would happen if college au weed Laurens met Chudley?

Birdloaf: i think he, like any sensible human, would get tf outta there. like he’d just Run

Birdloaf: he would probably trip over his own legs 1 or 2 times on the way out too

Me: Id do the same tbh

Me: Since smooth lin is photoshopped, is he freakishly HD in chudley’s world?

Birdloaf: that may be a question for chudley himself to answer. i dont know how smooth lin operates on any non-2d plane of existence and its scaring me when i try to think about it

Me: yikers

Birdloaf: i keep imagining him as a giant floating head that keeps vibrating at a really high frequency so all the features are slightly fuzzy

Me: y i k e r s

Me: aight we got two more questions until you can get rid of me

Birdloaf: rubs hands together hit me with these sweet sweet questions

Me: What are Blinda and Maria’s goats named?

Birdloaf: they have many many goats but blinda’s favorite is named walnut and maria’s favorite is named prince thornton

Me: Any other noteable goats?

Birdloaf: prince thornton’s parents are named king henry and queen frederick

Me: i love them

Me: all right final question.

Me: How does it make you feel knowing that lmm has undoubtedly seen smooth lin?

Birdloaf: lmm is smooth lin. lest we forget. he sees him every time he looks in the mirror and squints. to be Real, i don’t imagine anyone likes being whitewashed and he’s expressed mild salt about being overphotoshopped before so i believe lmm and i are on the same page about his smooth clone

Me: good answer

Me: Aight so that was our last question have any closing statemrnts to add before i release this to all seventeen of my followers?

Birdloaf: ummmMmMmMMMmmMMmm my closing statement is: Why

Me: Is that a question or

Birdloaf: it is my closing statement

// There u have it folks. All u probably need/want to know abt birdloaf.

ok so, he is smooth but has hair on select areas. like a chinese crested dog. he also has regular fingernails but files them into points when needed (chudley fights dirty) he washes his own paws*, like a cat, he prefers the sink but it is a luxury reserved for whenever anyone gives him a boost

“walks away” more like sprints directly to class, chugs his entire thermos of hot coffee in 40 seconds and sits at the back of the lecture hall staring at a point slightly above the projector screen

in the 21st century he is dating two chefs named charlotte and charlie